That moment when Ты have to pee but Ты are comfy and don't want to get up.

Kakuzu: gettin tired?
Hidan: fuck yah...
Kakuzu: dont yawn
Kakuzu: yawn
Hidan: ....
Kakuzu: dont yawn...
Hidan: ..........
Hidan: yawn
Hidan: FUCK!!
Kakuzu: HA!! i knew Ты would yawn!
Hidan: your an asshole. *sticks up middle finger*
Kakuzu: yah, i know.
Kakuzu: and i dont give a shit :D
Hidan: t(-_-t)
Kakuzu: ...


it needs to be longer, so
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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But Ты sir, When you're born you're PINK, When Ты grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When Ты go in the sun Ты turn RED, When you're cold Ты turn BLUE, And when Ты die Ты turn PURPLE. And Ты have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...