This утка walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do Ты have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the утка leaves.
The Далее day, the утка returns and asks, "Do Ты have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the утка leaves.
The день after that, the утка walks in the store again and asks "Do Ты have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told Ты no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if Ты come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"
The duck...
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