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10 Things Not to do in a Lightsaber Battle

posted by spongefan612

Hello there. Here is a Список about what not to do with a lightsaber. Our intern Bob will demonstrate. :D

1. Never hold your lightsaber upside down

Bob: *holds upside down* OWWWWWWW MY HANDS! D:

2. Never play with your lightsaber

Bob: Look I can throw my lightsaber! :D *throws*
AAAAH MY SHOULDER!

3. Never get distracted during the battle

Bob: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh *does nothing*
*opponent kills Bob* Don't worry, he'll resurrect :D

4. Never bring a mini-lightsaber

Bob: Look at my mini-lightsaber! :D
Opponent: That thing is useless! *kills*

5. Overkill is good :D (plus breaking the rules for something Ты should...

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Hell Explained by a Chemistry Student

posted by 214

THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual Вопрос дана on a университет of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) или endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) или some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...

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DORA THE EXPLORER THEME SONG LYRICS!

posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE Ты ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!

Ты can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by cutiegirl01

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If Ты can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If Ты can't see Chuck Norris Ты may be only секунды away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

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79 things to do in an Elevator

posted by catgirl140

79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your портфель или handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the Стена without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him или her to call Ты Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...

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A Story Which I Used a Fanfiction Generator to Create

posted by animemaykat101

I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was Рождество Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute лодка hanging on the Рождество дерево and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of ром into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Рождество time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...

Guy

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a My Little пони Фан fiction. If Ты do not like talking Лошади that come in multiple colors, please run away for your life.

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

The круг comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed by the name, WindWakerGuy430

The Фан fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Windwakerguy430 Фан Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate...

BEST/WORST Мурашки BOOKS/EPISODES

posted by Canada24

People liked my old Мурашки Статьи so in the spirit of October lets do this...

BEST:

SLAPPY SERIES:
Let's just call it that, he's the reason we all remember anyway.. Inspired by a Twilight episode it's about a sentient dummy who likes making people his slaves, but not before gaslighting enough to make people think your crazy, Ты know like most evil dolls.. He does stand out a strong enough villain that he's the most remembered..

And lets not forget, he got struck by lightening at one point, so even God was tired of this dude's shit..

WELCOME TO DEAD HOUSE:
I don't really remember the book,...

Ariana Grande - 7 Rings (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Yeah, breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles
Girls with Татуировки who like getting in trouble
Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines
Buy myself all of my Избранное things (yeah)

Been through some bad shit, I should be a sad bitch
Who woulda thought it'd turn me to a savage?
Rather be tied up with calls and not strings
Write my own checks like I write what I sing, yeah (yeah)

My wrist, stop watchin', my neck is flossy
Make big deposits, my gloss is poppin'
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (yeah)

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it
I want it, I got...

Tom Odell - Another Любовь (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

I wanna take Ты somewhere so Ты know I care
But it's so cold and I don't know where
I brought Ты daffodils in a pretty string
But they won't цветок like they did last spring

And I wanna Kiss you, make Ты feel alright
I'm just so tired to share my nights
I wanna cry and I wanna love
But all my tears have been used up

On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up
On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up
On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up

Oh oh

And if somebody hurts you, I wanna fight
But my hands been broken, one too many times
So I'll use my voice,...

The Exploitation II: Ten Horror Exploitation Film Reviews

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, it’s that time of the год again. Halloween, the месяц of scares, despite the fact that the год 2020 has been a fucking nightmare еще than anything Хэллоуин could do. Last год I looked at five exploitation horror films. Some were good. Some were absolute trash. But I wanted to do that again. And this time, I wanted to up the ante. I wanted to take it a step further. Not with graphic content. God no. Nothing will ever make me sick like Nekromantik, I think. But in scale. Instead of five films, I decided to check out ten this year. Ones of differentiating quality. Will there be diamonds...

[repost] REAL POSTS FROM ROB'S ''WHY WOULD Ты PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET''

posted by Canada24

No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...

#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a день off school, I'm happy!

#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!

#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!

#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all Ты want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some...

Weirdest Мурашки Endings

posted by Canada24

#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up by the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?

#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The Собаки turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Ферги into Собаки and take over their identities, then Cooper and Ферги transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels или something like that, I don't know. Stine...

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Seattle "SIFF" To Feature "Razilee and Elijah: Part 2" Online

posted by seattlelivin

Razilee and Elijah Part 2 2020 Poster

Razilee and Elijah: Part 2 will be viewed at "SIFF" Seattle event on "August 28, 2020" through an online scope for it's Pacific Northwest reveal. Also Ты can view the films behind the scene slots a week before premiere of the film. Razilee and Elijah: Part 2 will become available to watch in the Pacific Northwest of Oregon and Washington starting 9:00PM August 28, 2020. A family Показ will be available on August 7, 2020. The film will be released to the world on September 4, 2020. Its global release.

Razilee and Elijah Part 2 2020 Poster

Satan Vs. Phallus - Graffiti Kingdom (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Ever since I was young, I’ve always enjoyed graffiti. I’ve never done graffiti in my life, или have any artistic skills at all, but I enjoy it. Maybe it was due to a combination of playing a lot of Jet Set Radio as a kid as well as seeing them when I was living around urban areas as a kid. Now do I condone the act of vandalism for the sake of graffiti….. Mmmmm legally can’t say. Basically, I Любовь the free spirited nature of it and any game that can replicate graffiti is fine by me. And today we’ll be talking about Graffiti Kingdom… this game has absolutely nothing to do with graffiti....

In-Indie - Cuphead

posted by Windwakerguy430

Another month, and another series of ten indie games to talk about. This time, we got no stinkers this time. Maybe a few games that could be seen as nothing to grand, but I assure you, all good indie titles, and all worth your time. No We Happy Fews или YIIKs here, ladies and gents. And we’re starting ourselves off with a real treat today, one of the best indie games out there. That’s right, it’s the one and only, Minecraft- Cuphead, yeah. That’s the one I meant

Cuphead and his pal, Mugman, they like to roll the dice. After stumbling upon a casino owned by the Devil, they wager...

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My Избранное Characters In A High School AU

posted by zanhar1

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)

I feel like Regina would take on one of two roles; either she's the dean или the principal.
In the first scenario, Haggar is the principal. She's the one students are sent to for misbehaving. Icy and Bellatrix see her very, very often.

If not the dean of the school, I can see Regina as the principal due to her abilities and responsibilities as the mayor of Storybrook. She's a rather stern principal but she is well liked and respected. She keeps the school organized and in control.

Azula (Avatar The Last Airbender)

I feel like Azula's role is fairly obvious....

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Disappointment!

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Canada24's opinion of most awful stories in SERIOUSLY STRANGE and SERIAL CASE FILES

posted by Canada24

I know. I know.. еще Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

WARNING: Disturbing Content

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..

#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, сука mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it...