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10. ON VACATION: Who would Ты most likely want to be stuck on a deserted island with? Not someone who's just told Ты "it's not working out," we're quite sure. Not only have Ты now wasted your time and money, but Ты can’t leave the situation easily without added plane fares and stress. If this happens to you, break away and turn your trip into a rejuvenating self-improvement retreat... you'll need it.


9. IN A TEXT MESSAGE: Ah, the text. The modern-day version of the Post-It. Too wussy to do it in person? Text away, wuss.

8. ON FACEBOOK: Nothing like logging on to find your loved one tagged...
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1) I can't reach my license unless Ты hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't Ты the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, Ты must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are Ты Andy или Barney?

6) I thought Ты had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do Ты know why Ты pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

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1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your портфель или purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person Далее to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
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