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Be proud of your gender
Reasons why Ты shoud be proud if your a

Guy



1. Phone conversations are over in 30 секунды flat

2. Movie nudity is almost always female

3. Ты know stuff about tanks

4. A five день vacation requires only 1 suitcase

5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter

6. Ты can open all your own jars

7. Old Друзья don't give Ты crap if you've gained weight

8. Your жопа, попка is never a factor in a job interview

9. All your orgasms are real

10. A пиво gut does not make Ты invisible to the opposite sex

11. Ты can go to the toilet without a support group

12. Your last name stays put

13. Ты can kill your own...

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Many hamsters blink one eye at a time.

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Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over

50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."

Bulls are color blind.

A can of Spam is opened every four seconds.

"Babe" was played by over 48 pigs.

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

The Poison Стрела frog has enough poison to kill 2,200 people.

The largest cabbage on record weighed 144 pounds.

Kidney stones come in any color ­from yellow to brown.

The McDonalds at the SkyDome in Toronto, Ontario is the only one...