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Эминем songs

posted by mehere

вверх 24 Эминем song (random order)

who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope Ты like this one better than the first one please leave a Комментарий if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P

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50 вверх randomest Sentences (And yes i got it from the person who made 100 вверх words)

posted by RiverIce

100: CHEEECCKPOOOINT
99: Purple Monkey Dishwasher
98: яблоко pie... или Pumkin?
97: Sit on your pockets! (Well known teacher saying)
96: mom mom mom mom mommy mommy mommmy mommmy mommy luis luis luis luis mama mama mama mama WHAT? hi.
95: Lawl
94: Baby turtles
93: 9000!!!!
92: Da da di da did did do do di da did di do!
91: MY POKEMON BRING ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD AND THERE LIKE YA WANNA TRADE CARDS? DAM RIGHT! I WANNA TRADE CARDS I WILL TARDE YOU, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!
90: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeck POINT!
89: 88, 87, 86, 85...
84: Online daters are desprete.... they rely on the internt!
83: mama I pooped
82: c'mon!...

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10 thing girls wish guys knew (girls perspective)

posted by vampirequeen001

1.You abuse our Любовь Ты lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we Любовь him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our Любовь is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we Любовь be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape или form.
6.Guys Ты should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with Ты (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly Любовь we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When Ты (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.

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my best convo on omegle

posted by nymph_tonks

Stranger: hi

You: hi asl

Stranger: 20 m

Stranger: u?

You: 15 female

Stranger: nice to meet you!

You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!

Stranger: yeah!

Stranger: what are Ты up to?

You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: and where should u be?

You: probably outside ithout any утиль, барахло, мусор Еда или soda

Stranger: fair enough

You: i would survive.

Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?

You: online, through text.

Stranger: where r u from?

Stranger: I am from UK btw

You: im from the us.

Stranger: nice

You: im bored

Stranger: oh...and I am italian

Stranger: we could do something...

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"Are Ты a stalker" READ THESE 10 THINGS TO SEE IF Ты ARE.

posted by ranmaakane4ever

HAHAHA

HERE I AM AGIAN BUT THIS TIME WITH MY SIBLING...ya!!!so WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE TRAGIC STORY OF STALKERS...SO READ THIS Список AND IF Ты DO ANYTHING ON THIS Список SEE A DOCTER FAST..SO CALL 555-STLAKER HELP(THIS IS NOT REAL DO NOT CALL AND IF Ты DO I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR Ты GETING INVOLVED WITH SOME DILEMA/PROBLEM)PLEASE DO NOT CALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!HERE ME DO NOT CALLL!!!

lIST BEGINS NOW:
1.DO Ты HAVE THE EURGE TO FALLOW PEOPLE AROUND(FRIENDS,GIRLFRIENDS/BOYFRIENDS или WORSE STRANGERS)
2.DO Ты TEXT/CALL CERTIAN PEOPLE 23/7(AS Ты CAN SEE NOT 24/7 BUT 23/7 THAT WAY THEY HAVE 1HR TO RREST)
3.DO...

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A bunch of Болталка Things/Facts

posted by cloudstrifefan

Everything Ты can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh Кости are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...

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еще blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can Ты tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The джойстик is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her еще attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do Ты say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are Ты boys all in the same band?
A3: Do Ты guys all play for the Green бухта, залив Packers?

Q: How do Ты make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

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Funny Blonde Joke (no offense to blonde people :) )

posted by nessienjake

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around Fanpop and around the world :D

Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 минуты looking at the оранжевый сок box because it сказал(-а) "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

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Funny Цитаты From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. Ты can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say Ты should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching Телевидение by candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find Телевидение very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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Attack of the HOT Palm Tree!!

added by pumpkinqueen

Zombies!

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RPattz funnies!

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Любовь poem

posted by randomgirl3000

I wondered if Ты could hear my сердце in your sleep,
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when Ты wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.

I pondered all that as Ты fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
или maybe it's all just a dream.

But when I declared "I Любовь you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.

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The Script-Breakeven lyrics

posted by cloudburst

I'm still alive but barely breathing
Just pray to a God that beloved in
Cause I got rime while she got freedom
Cause when a hertbreaks,no it don't breakeven

Her best days will be some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
cause when a heartbreaks,no it don't breakeven,even,no

What am I suppose to do
When the best part of me is always Ты and
What am I suppose to say
When I'm all choked up and your okay

I'm falling to pieces,yeah
I'm falling to pieces

They say bad things happen for a reason
But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding
Cause...

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Harry Potter Facts Part 1

posted by koolamelia

1. The Spell for the Dark Mark "Morsmorde" means Take a Bit out of death in French.

2. Rupert Grint, the actor who plays Ron Weasley owns his own ice cream but cannot legally sell ice creams because he doesn't feel like doing the paper work

3. During filming one of the breakfasts at Hogwarts, Daniel Radcliffe gave all his бекон, бэкон to a 10 год old because he wa sick of having to eat it again and again.

4. Crookshanks is part Kneazle so he can sniff out anyone suspicious.

5. Demetors don't breed, they grow in damp, dark places.

6. To get into The Ministry Of Magic Ты have to dial 62442 to get...

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Role play cuz ur bord! 26 Ways to get kicked outa Wal-Mart

posted by Crazy8s17

Here is a Болталка game I saw online. Just think of Болталка ways Ты can kicked out of Wal-Mart
(Don't try this for real life!)

1) Take all of the drinks Ты can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground

2) (my Друзья do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to Болталка people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run

3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"

4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles Пение the mission impossible theme song

5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths...

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New Mexico Chili Cookoff

posted by x-menobsessed26

NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK OFF

If Ты can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If Ты pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.

For those of Ты who have lived in New Mexico, Ты know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Хэллоуин comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced...

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Болталка Cleverbot Conversatons...

posted by MissChicky97

User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying Болталка stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some Болталка application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. Ты have no means to do so. Ты cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien Ты know!!...

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16 Things to do with Bloody Bunny

posted by Aquarius18

To explain, as I originally put it:

This is Bunny. He's very bloody. If Ты get Bloody Bunny, he'll slowly eat your soul. To pass the curse on, give this to someone else. Tear it up/destroy it/throw it away and Bloody Bunny will murder you.

^I created it. It should also have a drawing of a bunny, with one eyes gouged out sitting on its back, a knif in the temple, and blood under the gouged out eye area and coming from the ear above the none-gouged out eye to the вверх of that eye. It should be splattered in blood.

HERE ARE THINGS TO DO WITH BLOODY BUNNY IN PUBLIC PLACES, ANYWHERE:

1. Leave it on...