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Yell Kevin at Болталка birds and say oh never mind that isn't a pigeon

Yell Potato at Болталка cars

Take pictures of Болталка cars

Act like Ты have a disease

Talk in a accent on the first день of school

Prank call people

Write down words

Eat a tissue

If Ты are a guy tell your parents that Ты are pregnant

If Ты are a girl tell Ты parents that Ты got your boyfriend pregnant

Play your Избранное game until really late at night

Lister to Болталка songs

Dialogue a silent movie

Go into Wal-mart and yell I'm a wizard!!!

Ask Болталка people Болталка people Вопросы like where is the popcorn? Why is the sky оранжевый etc....

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Monica Lewinsky virus........Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

Lorena Bobbit virus..........Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.

Ellen Degeneres virus........Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.

Titanic virus................Makes your whole computer go down.

Disney virus.................Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

Mike Tyson virus.............Quits after one byte.

Prozac virus.......Screws up your RAM but your...