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im laughing so hard ofmg

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what the fuck is this omfg

фото

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tokidoki123 why tho

agunomu fanpop user tokidoki123 asks the big question

SaveWord_Apples who the hell came up with that?! and who would actually bu... ... damn now I kind of want one!

victoria7011 LOL

Болталка

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Shadow Art

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Source: did-you-kno

Болталка

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Source: Desktop Nexus

RaNdOm

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rAnDoM

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This Is a Болталка Spot :)

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Source: My сделать ставку, ipod & Some App

Good Morning

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What If ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Don’t speak
I can’t believe
This is here happening
Our situation isn’t right
Get real, who Ты playing with
I never thought you’d be like this
You were supposed to be there by my side

When Ты say that Ты want me, I just don’t believe it
You’re always ready to give up and never turn around

But what if I need Ты baby
Would Ты even try to save me
Or would Ты find some lame excuse to never be true
What if I сказал(-а) I Любовь you
Would Ты be the one to run to
Or would Ты watch me walk away without a fight

I’m so sick of worrying that you’re gonna quit over anything
I could trip and you’d let...

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Overrated ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Yeah, oh
I pass my reflection, it’s someone else
I see your invention and not myself
I turned into your perfect girl
A total stranger
Now I see and I don’t want to

Being Ты when it’s all just an act
It’s overrated
The truth is I’m wanting me back
‘Cause I can’t take this
I gotta be who I am underneath
Who I gave up so you’d believe
Being Ты when it’s all just an act
It’s overrated
So overrated

I let Ты control me или so Ты thought
Don’t think that you’re perfect, you’re so messed up
I hid away the best of me
Too scared to notice
Now I do and I’m not going to

Being Ты when it’s...

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life and death??

posted by hetaliaitaly

Well here Ты are
at the edge of the abyss...

at the beginning of infinity

heaven или hell

an afterlife
or a nothingness

forgiveness
or an eternity of suffering ?

Does anyone really know ?

Why have Ты come here ?
What do Ты need ?

To Find a Way to Live ?

Maybe Ты want to take them to die . . . ?

But I ask Ты now..
how many of these pills

would Ты take each день to live ?

To feel good, normal good, like everyone else ?

Stable, not depressed, even happy, but normal ?

These are some of the pills I take every day

to save my life.

They are not herbs или antidepressants.

I feel happy, I feel...

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how the cullen family found out that bella and eddy were in love..*please read and comment*

posted by poniesaremybffs

OK, this Статья is going to be in the point of view of many different characters. Before it begins in their point of view it will have their names.
BELLA
Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had сказал(-а) that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
Eventually I reached the place. I was standing on the side of a small cliff. I found a few медведь prints, and started to wander...

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Calliope Channel episode 2

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST звезда ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!

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Let's put on a play! part 1 ~ Come and Присоединиться the drama club!

posted by keEeEeToOo

Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and Присоединиться us!
Allex: Ok. What are Ты doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.

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?

posted by shutyourface

don't worry this Статья is not about овца, овцы или bananas it is about a еще serious matter.

this is a Дебаты and i want everyone Чтение this
Письмо a Комментарий about what Ты think is write или wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go

what came first

the egg

или the chicken?

thats my Дебаты and i want EVERYONE who's a Фан
of Болталка to write what they think is right

and become a Фан of me and become a Фан of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
или the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages

Болталка pie :P

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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys Любовь flirts.
3. A guy can like Ты for a minute, and then forget Ты afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are Ты doing something?" или "Have Ты eaten already?" are the first usual Вопросы a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all день but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

Розы are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Розы are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Розы are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And Показать me your tits

Розы make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And Ты Любовь it up the shitter

Розы are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Розы are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Розы are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Розы are shit
Violets are crap
Показать me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Розы are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And глотать, ласточка it down

Розы are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar Ты grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something или someone

3. Go up to a Болталка person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki Болталка noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a фонтан run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to Ты in public about the...

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10 most stupid Вопросы people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When Ты meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are Ты doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t Ты try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When Ты ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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The 20 Dumbest Вопросы asked on Yahoo Ответы

posted by joe-kerr

I found this hilarious Статья on pcworld.com
Don't know who the Автор is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's Трофеи Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...