Forest Fall

"Remember December"


I feel a seperation coming on
'Cause I know Ты want to be moving on
I wish it would snow tonight
You'd pull me in, avoid a fight
'Cause I feel a seperation coming on
Just prove, that there's nothing left to try
'Cause the truth, I'd rather we just both deny
Ты kissed me with those open eyes
It says so much, it's no suprise
To you, but I've got something left inside

Don't surrender, surrender, surrender
Please remember, remember, December
We were so in Любовь back then,
Now you're listening
To what they say
Don't go that way
Remember, remember, December
Please remember,...

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?




This is hysterical. Ты have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there
are some things that the brain cannot handle.




HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?



You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!!

It is from an orthopedic surgeon................This will boggle your mind

and it will keep Ты trying over and over again to see if Ты can outsmart
your foot, but, Ты can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain!


1). Without anyone watching Ты (they will think Ты are GOOFY....) and
while sitting at your стол письменный, стол in front...

- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a постель, кровати of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your подушка X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous...

Your right lung is smaller than your left lung to make room for your heart.

No piece of square dry paper can be folded еще than 7 times in half!

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!

Over 2500 left handed people a год are killed from using products made for right handed people!

There are еще than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!

If Ты counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

A крокодил always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!

The sun is 330,330 times...

On tons of клубы i see a Вопрос saying "Can Ты plz be a Фан of me?" Its was ok at first then i just saw it everywhere and i thought it was just getting annoying.All I see on Болталка is Can Ты plz be my fan? Just filling up my Обновления еще and еще everyday.
Ive seen people with 200 или еще Фаны asking Can u Фан me plz i really need some еще fans. Like this is not a competition to see who will get the еще Фаны its just life XD And Ты gotta earn your Фаны because i had to earn my Фаны and look at me now i have over 600 fans. I earned all of em.
Its not fair to us other fanpoppers who werked...

Of 8th grade through College 'student reports':


Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an яблоко tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son?"

Moses led the hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened хлеб which is хлеб made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments....

A very sad event has happened today.Lefteris Theodosios Notaras(why must his name be so long?) has died heroically while protecting a hot blonde girl with huge tits from demonic forces.
He was a lot of things:The meme god,the waifu overlord,the martial artist,the chivalrous pervert but above all a good fellow that will be missed forever
REST IN спагетти NEVER FORGETTI

'Now lets all sing this song in honour of him like he would want us to do.*Breathes deeply*:
''I'm like yo
They took my long Остаться в живых bro Lefteris
Like no
Oh my god woah
You shot bae
"Lefteris! Are Ты okay Lefteris?"
No he was dead
You took...