Lol, that's me

1.Guys HATE sluts.(unless they are one themselves)

2."Hey are u busey?" или "Are Ты doing something later?" are two phrases to help prevent awkward silences.

3.Guys may be flirting around all день long but before they go to sleep they always think of the girls they truely care about.

4. Before guys call u they reherse what they are about to say so that way they dont sound like a total looser. (But 9 times out of 10 they get nervous when u pick up the phone and forget it all)

5. Guys go CRAZY over a girls smile.

6.Guys will do anything just to get attention from Ты girls.

7.Guys hate it when u talk...

1. When in a public place, randomly shout "I TOLD Ты TO STAY OFF DRUGS!" See what he/she does.

2. When your Друзья is trying to tell Ты something important, grab a bag of Doritos and start eating them furiously.

3. When Ты Друзья is trying to have a conversation with you, yell out "I Любовь YOU, TOO!" Repeat every few minutes.

4. If Ты go to a McDonalds with your friends, when its time to order, randomly yell out "IT'S RONALD McDonald’s RETARDED PURPLE FRIEND!" Then go hug a Болталка stranger.

5. When your friend is wearing a new white shirt, cover your hands with that оранжевый dust Ты get on...