Keith Harkins (Request for xXKeithHarkinsXx)

._. или (._.) indecisive
:-) или =] или :) или =) или :] или :^) или :D или :^D Smile или happy
:-L или =L или o¬o Drool или Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( или =( или D: или D= Frown или Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP или XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD или XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S или :s или =S или =s confused
:Þ или :þ или =b или =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ или : или =/ или = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, или a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...

Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do Ты see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?



Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better then going into a bathroom, small closet или any other small room with only one way in или out. Only thing stupider to go into then a bathroom is a movie theater. Lots of places to run around before Ты get eaten.



Rule 3: Seatbelts: Its a безопасно, сейф bet unless your a complete dumb dumb ( see rule #7 ) your not going to be...