Dear Noah,
We could have sworn Ты сказал(-а) the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Единороги
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because Вампиры are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Титаник
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your Книги are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...
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