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1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde Ответы "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond пересекать, крест the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish Ты guys could get your act together. Just yesterday Ты take away my license and then today Ты expect me to Показать it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the вверх of a burning building. Below,...

Why Did the Chicken пересекать, крест the Road?


George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road или not. The chicken is either with us или it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not пересекать, крест the road with THAT chicken. What do Ты mean by chicken? Could Ты define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road или the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only пересекать, крест roads, but...