I found this on the internet :P
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" или "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He сказал(-а) "I'd like to have one too." Then I сказал(-а) "But this is a dog". He сказал(-а) he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He сказал(-а) I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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