Beautiful пляж, пляжный Обои

1. Let's go somewhere where we have to get really dressed up.

2. Wow, Ты did your cuticles.

3. I'll pick Ты up early, b/c I really want to meet your parents.

4. Want to hit the outlet mall this weekend?

5. If Ты want to дата other guys too, that's cool with me.

6. Собаки are fine, but Котята are еще cuddly.

7. Hey, that рубашка looks really good with those jeans.

8. Carson Daly is sooo deep.

9. How can anyone watch boxing? It's totally violent.

10. I can't wait to see the new Freddie Prinze Jr. movie.

11. Hey, today's our "two months from the first день we сказал(-а) hi" anniversary.

12. Didn't Gwyenth's outfit...

Hide in the хобот, ствол of your neighbor's car and see where it takes you.

Tell passing cars "Hey, your wheels are rolling." (Be suprised when people stop to look.).

Yell Болталка things out of your car window at Болталка people mcdonalds drive thru line.

Our teacher fancy miss carrutherssss and wnats to дата her.

Go up to a car stopped at a stop light, and tell them "Turn right at Далее left!".

Pretent to swim down your street. if anyone looks at Ты wierdly tell them your car broke down.

Get fake blood put it on lay in the midle of a road car comes yell I like potatoes.

Go to your local department store and...

found this on the net:

9 Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture

1) When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the Далее row and say "He knows." Pick a different person each time.

2) Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say "They were out of apples."

3) Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk.

4) Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up, claim that the professor has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see...

By all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if Ты do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D

Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!


#2 They are friends? Ship it!

#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!

#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!

#5 They used to be Друзья but now they don't like each other? Much ship!

#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder Ты ship.

#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now...

Ok. Here is my crazy Хеталия middle east story

One morning. Qatar got up and woke up everyone for breakfast. "Wake up everyone! Its time for breakfast." Shouts Qatar when she tried to wake up her younger sister Bahrain. And everyone went to the table. "What is this again? I really don't like this kind of food" says Libya when she sits down at the edge of the table. "WHO HATES PANCAKES???" shouts Qatar across the таблица after breakfast everyone took A joyride in the truck. "Ok. Who is driving? And where are we going" says Syria when she пересекать, крест her arms. "Ok. So Kuwait is driving. And Kuwait where...