1.When your roommate comes in, pretend that Ты are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After Ты hang up, say "That was your mom She сказал(-а) she’d call back".
2.Buy a jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.
3.Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
4.Keep a тарантул in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say “Oh, he’s…… around here somewhere….
5.Shoot rubber bands...
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