funny / true yik yaks

here they are... in no particular order...

1.The Nuke in CoD Zombies (saving people from hordes since 2008)
2. using ghost mode to steal a звезда mode in MarioKart (So... Much... Satisfaction.)
3.sunglasses (why i wear them: 5% to not be blinded by sun 95% to look cool)
4.Ipod converters that let Ты charge directly from the Стена (life made convenient in 3, 2, 1...)
5.light switches that are directly beside the door (eliminates the chance of being attacked by a monster in the dark when searching for the light switch.)
6. Internet (...life about to be wasted... couldn't be happier)
7. Human Shields in...

The animal associated with your sign is this beautiful Goat, it is a surefooted animal that weighs in at an average of 150-300 pounds and reaching heights of 35-45 inches. Due to its hooves, with cushioned skid-proof pads for grip, the goat is very agile. This animal has a narrow head with slender, black horns that rise in a backward curve to a length of 10-12 inches. The пальто is white and on the chin is a double beard of long hair.




The color of choice for Capricorn isBROWN
and most dark Цвета






BLACK ONYX
The beautiful Onyx is your starstone. Onyx is a type of agate (cryptocrystaline Quartz)...