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фото

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Colourfull

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Why Собаки Bite People

added by Avatarzan

Source: a few еще to go, heehee!

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блины

added by TokioSmosh

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Tiger

added by Rodz

Source: Google

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Hmm...

added by ladolcevita

Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last

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SMILE!

added by raknaff

Source: Google Обои

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LOL

added by 1_euyenia_JB_

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Bad Boy

posted by chihirofujiaki

Remember the feelings, remember the day...
My stone сердце was breaking, my Любовь ran away.
This moment, I knew I would be someone else!
My Любовь turned around and I felt....

Be my bad boy! Be my man!
Be my weekend lover, but don't be my friend.
You can be my bad boy, but understand,
That I don't need Ты in my life again.

Would Ты be my bad boy; be my man!
Be my weekend lover, but don't be my friend.
You can be my bad boy, but understand,
That I don't need Ты again.
No, I don't need Ты again.

Bad boy!

You once made this promise to stay by my side...
But after some time, Ты just pushed me aside!
You never...

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Most weird come backs

posted by hetaliaitaly

1. Why don't Ты go hump a teddy или something.

2. Stuff it up ya jumper.

3. go eat a dog shit

4. go suck ya mum

5. die block head

6. stick ya head in a feed bag

7. yo dawg go eat ya chum

8. yah smell like a fart

9. i may be dumb but im not stupid

(ok i know some of these are mean and some i would never use and i can add some еще if u wan't me to I CAN ADD A MILLION еще MUWAHAHAAAAAAAAA ............................................................................................................HAVE A NICE DAY)

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Zodiac:Gemini

posted by KitkatKaysa

Gemini.
Your element: Air
Your ruling planets: Mercury
Symbol: The Twins
Your stone: Aquamarine
Life Pursuit: To explore a little bit of everything.
Vibration: Intense mental energy
Gemini's Secret Desire: To be ahead of the crowd

Description:
In ancient Greek mythology, Gemini's ruler - Mercury, was the light-footed messenger of the gods who darted back and forth across the heavens delivering news - which might explain why those born under the sign of the 'Twins' are always on the move; thirsty for knowledge and new experiences. Terminally curious and sometimes even mischievous, Geminis are...

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Cleverbot

posted by taytrain97

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Like omg totally! :.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Are Ты really?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Can Ты speak french?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I'm bored of Ты now.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: What is your feeling about the universe?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Ты are a teen girl?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I thought Ты were adam?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Nooo!!!!...

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really cheesy pickup lines

posted by SaitoSaturno

1. I've got my библиотека card and im checking Ты out.
2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put U and I together.
3. Are Ты wearing Космос pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!
4. Hey, girl scout, those печенье for sale?
5. Ты must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you.
6. Are Ты a Pokemon? Cuz I wanna Pikachu!
7. I'd keep Ты in isle 7; that's where we keep the hot tomales
8. So is it hard?
9. Ты wanna hot dog to go with those buns? (LOL)
10. Do Ты like it? You're job? Is it really hard? (gotta think dirty)