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Giselle: Эй, joey watcha doin
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi

And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.

Later that day...
Sammy: Эй, miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed by freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i сказал(-а) who
Miranda: d****t sammy

And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive Ты this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah

i сказал(-а) that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA

WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?

And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia

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вверх FIVE BEST MODERN SHOWS - By Canada24

posted by Canada24

1: SMILING FRIENDS:

Let's start with the newest Adult Swim Показать that has been making a splash, made almost directly for youtubers in one form или another. With the same humour and art style of Meatcayon and Oney, and featuring many Youtube cameos, including Oney himself. And even Chills made a appearence.

Despite the show's dark disturbing nature, the actual premise itself is relatively heartwarming one. Their goal is to simply make people happy, that's literally it. And the cast actually does make Ты feel that they do see each other as Друзья and care about one another, as where in...

Time Mastery Simplified with Time Calculator

posted by kanecharles

In a world where every секунда counts, managing time effectively is a universal challenge. Fortunately, Time Calculator steps in as your ultimate ally in conquering the complexities of time management. Let's embark on a journey to discover the features that make this website a game-changer.

Unveiling the Time Calculator Wizardry

At the core of Time Calculator is the link – a wizard for all your time-related calculations. Whether you're a student crunching numbers for assignments или a professional navigating project timelines, this tool brings versatility to your fingertips. Adding или subtracting...

Octordle is a Популярное word game based on Wordle

posted by Sila12

Octordle is a very Популярное Wordle-based word game. link differs from Wordle in a few ways, but most notably in the word count when played. With Wordle the player is trying to guess a five letter word but with Octordle the player is guessing eight five letter words at a time. Guessing a five-letter word can be a bit overwhelming for some players, so adding another seven-letter word is less than ideal. Octordle is a game for those who want a challenge. Word-savvy players can really test their skills in this game. This game works just like Wordle. It is played in the browser and keeps the same...

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еще than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I was so Зачарованная by your beauty that I ran into that Стена over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime Ты passed by, just so I could stare at Ты a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a круг that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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Smart insult Цитаты

posted by AlxanderRfan

I don’t know what makes Ты so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told Ты to be yourself simply couldn’t have дана Ты worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t Ты have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let Ты mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are Ты always this stupid или are Ты making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like Ты before – but I had to pay an admission.

If Ты took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d Любовь to help Ты out…now, which way did Ты come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

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The вверх 10 Аниме Openings!

posted by deathding

ANIME! ^____^

An awesome Источник of entertainment that's basically Japanese Мультики often inspired by manga, или Japanese comic-like novels. AND THEY KICKED ASS! :D

Seriously, half my life is just watching anime, and I almost Любовь every one I see. And this Список is celebrating THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF.....

Uh, canned bread? :P I don't know, I just wanted to make this list.

The rules are obvious. Only entries from Аниме I've seen, they have to be from anime, and they have to be FREAKING AWESOME SAUCE! ^__^ (That didn't even make sense.....)

So kick out the popcorn, soda, get comfortable, and enjoy!...

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15+ Ways To Annoy Your Dad!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him Ты met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do Ты listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him by his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your Избранное guy[If Ты hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson или some who Ты like ALLOT!]

9. Come Главная saying Ты found your true...

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Facts about Chuck Norris

posted by x-menobsessed26

There used to be a улица, уличный named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle Ты with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...

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100 chuck norris jokes

posted by karpach_14

A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then Ты can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the пиво gets drunk.

Ninjas want...

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101 Ways to Flirt

posted by bizeshnakarki

I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket или пальто if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub Тест the other день I Остаться в живых by one point. The Вопрос was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other Вопросы was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that яблоко has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing Магазин that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some бомбардировщик jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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