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posted by ShadowFan100
I decided to make a Список a crap I hate (IDk if some of this will be offensive или not, but I just need to get a few of these things off my chest)

-Abusers/Racism (kinda in one)

I hate animal/human abusers who feel like "tough" just for hurting others different или smaller than they are.

-Sexism (of both sides)

The part I really hate about this is when they act like guys NEVER get abused. Abuse happens in both genders, yet it seems like the world only pays attention to the girl side and not BOTH. Not fair. Just cuz I'm not a girl don't mean I've never been abused или hated on ect.

-Agism

I'm nice person,...
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Alright basically the Название says it all so I'm just ganna jump into it.

1. Princess- it's a cute name for a girl who likes feeling really important and special

2. Beautiful/Gorgeous- basically it's one that every girl will Любовь and Ты don't have to worry about them not liking it

3. Sweetie Pie- okay this one is a good one if your girl is еще on the country side

4. Sweet Heart- another one that a lot of girls like

5. Babe/Baby- good most of the time

6. Kitten- this is a good one for girls who are either animal Влюбленные или sweet, cute and playful

Look use these if Ты want but in my opinion make up...
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posted by Bluekait
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth или I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for Ты to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got еще chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, Ты know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come...
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At least a dozen times a день Ты hear "I hate society" and "society sucks," and people complaining and complaining about it, but here's the thing thing:

You say Ты hate society, Ты say Ты can’t stand it. Ты say Ты hate your generation and the kids at your school and the people Ты see on the streets around you, but you’re one of them.

You’re one of them, you’re a member of society, Ты all are. Ты were born this way, Ты will die this way. Ты are society, and society is you. Ты are the constitute parts of each other, inseparable and indistinguishable. Your connection is binding...
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This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years назад with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's день in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...
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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the вверх spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...
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1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe Ты 3 cans of your Избранное soda.
2. Ты find a four leaf clover

3. Ты are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. Ты get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I Любовь you.

6. Ты find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 еще people followed Ты on twitter

9. Ты meet your fav celebrity.

10. Ты get a new car.



Yep! 10 things that Показать Ты have bad luck is coming soon!




10 things that Показать Ты have bad luck is coming soon!
A comedic spin on pop culture Вампиры and scary Фильмы in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I Любовь this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Дисней channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a Показать that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I Любовь this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Дисней channel. I Любовь the characters. It's interesting and funny, I Любовь that its not a typical Дисней comedy and I Любовь that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and Цитаты and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If Ты don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause Ты are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. Ты think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde или skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of Конфеты
7. Ты can do anything-but not everything
8. Ты may be physically...
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Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell Ты a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told Ты to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If Ты die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The Популярное girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my рубашка on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If Ты are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some Болталка guy/girl = Is this сиденье, место, сиденья empty?
Ты = Yes and this one will be too if Ты sit here.

I'll write еще soon!!!
 Emmanuel луч, рэй as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. фото courtesy Фрукты District Films.
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel луч, рэй will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted by actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted by Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits Далее Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have Ты tried Показ him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like Ты - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - рыба Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first день of 7th grade I was so excited to see my Друзья after summer yay. Well the first день of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my Друзья Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m Главная and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She сказал(-а) “I might come back to page Далее semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
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posted by Usui--takumi
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! Ты call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! Ты DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All Ты are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has еще dick! I have an army of Red Coats! Ты have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so Ты guy will need a babysitter!


*10 минуты later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 минуты later*
Amber:I wuv чай parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are Ты doing?
Amber:Having a чай party!
Ashley:Can I...
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NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President или Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a год plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
This утка walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do Ты have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the утка leaves.

The Далее day, the утка returns and asks, "Do Ты have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the утка leaves.

The день after that, the утка walks in the store again and asks "Do Ты have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told Ты no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if Ты come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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1. Every день at school is the same
2. Ты never know if your braids look digusting или not
3. Ты are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. Ты would like to think that people notice или even think about Ты but Ты are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows или cares about
5. Ты worry people will write nasty Комментарии on your Fanpop Статья that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all Ты do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When Ты only really have like 3 Друзья at school and 2 of them...
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