1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."
2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".
3.Put stray Собаки in пальто closets.
4.Un-tune the piano.
5.Replace the pianist's sheet Музыка with "Stairway to Heaven".
6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.
7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person Далее to it: "Is this сиденье, место, сиденья SAVED?"
8.Toss around a giant пляж, пляжный ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.
9.Ten минуты before it starts, find...
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