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 Michael Sheen on The Great Comic Relief Bake Off
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^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are Ты ready for секунды yet?"

"Are Ты going to come again Далее time?"

"It's a little dry, do Ты still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do Ты think you'll be able to handle...
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posted by Gmillsap02
At the end of series 3, Ты never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be Далее in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well Ты know that face или a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If Ты don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
posted by flippy_fan210
 Derpy
Derpy
yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of Ты don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy сказал(-а) she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge оладья, кекс, маффин on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if...
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posted by randomgirl3000
Facing Stress is very common in school especially near exam time или due dates of assignments. Learning ways to cope with stress can minimize the negative impact stress has on your mental health leading to maximize academic performance. Here are 5 ways that I come up while in school that I think might be helpful to new college students.

1. Have a support network - They are the academic resource center, the professors или teaching assistance, your friends, your family или school counselors. By having a reliable network of support, Ты allow yourself to reach out to people who can help you. Furthermore,...
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posted by _ColorBlind_
Hey..

So, 

Remember me? Of course Ты don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay.. 

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights назад and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Письмо skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<  

I guess this is a welcome back post? еще like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY. 
posted by Wanda5
I'm bored so here, guess the songs :)

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the Ответы (song Название and artist)
- Bold the lyrics when someone figures it out

1. She paints her fingers with a close precision

2. This may be the last thing that I write for long

3. Tripping out, spinning around - Alice by Avril Lavigne

4. She lives in a fairy tale - Brick by boring brick by Paramore

5. Your little hands wrapped around my finger - Never grow up by Taylor Swift

6. He woke up...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
 Flippy
Flippy
chapter 1
It was a normal день for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It сказал(-а) on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, Ты have been chosen...
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posted by koalagirl9
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're рубашка looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them Ты Любовь them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch или stumach
step 8.Say i Любовь Ты again
step 9:walk around them in circles Пение my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say Ты hate them
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her Главная because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Chapter 1


It was late afternoon. Flamingleap, an оранжевый огонь elemental dragon, was hunting for the tribe, with no luck. He'd been hunting since dawn and caught nothing. Snow crunched beneath his big feet. Just when he was ready to give up he heard the screech of an eagle. He jerked his head up. The eagle was only a few feet from his face and it was the size of his head. It would feed a few Драконы if it was трещина, сплит equally. Flamingleap reached and snapped his jaws on the eagle's wing. It flapped in a desperate attempt to escape. Flamingleap jerked his head, killing the eagle. “the clan will...
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 Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
So wassup everybody? Listen, There's this club called Болталка Аниме RP forums. Me and some other fanpoppers got one hell of a story going on and if you're looking for some good reading, it's there. Action, comedy, romance, drama, vampires, and even zombie soul reapers! You'll find Аниме characters from Hell Girl, Inuyasha, Pokemon, Bleach, Rozen Maiden, Pandora Hearts, Black Butler, and many more. Hell, we even got Mortal Kombat in there. And during one story arch I even added Freddy Kruger. I couldn't help it. Dream Eater Merry VS Freddy... C'mon! Anywho, check it out if you're interested. The first 3 parts are Опубликовано on Аниме club but we got the Ссылки in ours. We've been keeping this RP going for close to 11 months so far. So hell byob, или whatever ya drink and come help us celebrate our first anniversary. hehe XD Cy-beer... lol... sorry. Anywho, I think our story kicks жопа, попка and if Ты Любовь Аниме and good story telling, I think Ты will too. Peace! and um, see ya there hopefully
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your стол письменный, стол или forehead.

2 = If Ты have long hair, flip it in someones face.

3 = Keep on shifting your chair.

4 = Keep on whispering Hi.

5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.

6 = Ask them where they live..

7 = Ask them if they watch America's Далее вверх Model every day.

8 = Ask them every день to sit Далее to them at lunch, but at lunch say Ты were just kidding.

9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.

10 = Ask them if KFC serves пицца every Friday.

11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.

12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.

13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.

14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
posted by chillyneon
I'm sorry if one of these shows are still one of your избранное it's my opinion not yours :P

1 = Icarly
2 = Victorious
3 = How To Rock
4 = Degrassi
5 = Team UmiZoomi
6 = Dora The Explorer
7 = Big Time Rush
8 = So Random
9 = A.N.T farm
10 = Hanna Motanna
11 = Secret Mountain Fort Awesome
12 = Pair Of Kings (some episodes)
13 = Bucket And Skinner
14 = Dance Academy

Sorry if Ты like any of these shows. I just dont like them!!! It's my opinion, MINE.

Here are some Болталка words to make my Статья longer
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Are there even true friendship until now?
By Secret Irken Invader Eve

Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.

Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives Ты happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he или she will never turn his или her back on you...... или betray you.

But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on Ты and stick its self to greed.

Ты cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
Ты can never again.

He/she will leave Ты disappointed and let Ты down.

Why should Ты look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.

Why look for somebody else
When Ты have God with his Любовь all wrapped around you.
Name something a blind person might use - A sword

Name a song with moon in the Название - Blue suede moon

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where Ты need a torch - A burglar

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers - A horse

Name something that floats in the bath - Water

Name something Ты wear on the пляж, пляжный - A deckchair

Name something Red - My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

A number Ты have to memorize - 7

Something Ты do before going to постель, кровати - Sleep

Something Ты put on walls - Roofs

Something in the garden that's green...
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The End Of Everything, The End Of Apolla
Song-Fic. Song: Lights By Ellie Goulding, The BassNectar Remix


Late in the evening, around 9:30 p.m., 12 год old Apolla Falconer awoke with a start. Everything around her was pitch black, all except from the оранжевый улица, уличный lights, who's beams came faintly through the blinded windows. Apolla quickly raised her head from the cold, sticky surface it was on. With her incredible night- vision, she found out that the surface was a стол письменный, стол from her school. Apolla looked around even еще and saw that she was in her own classroom, in fact. "Why the 'ell am I in...
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posted by xboxrocksx45
Ты just shut the door i fell like еще when Ты say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do Ты make sure to Любовь me even though i'm shy do Ты ever ever ever think to try? do Ты think of me? when Ты say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when Ты say hi well than Ты won't be mine! yes this is Любовь but does it hurt? when i cry? when Ты say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i Любовь you! why would say means things why would Ты say the stuff that stings why would Ты say that word when i know Ты much? i don't think i would be with Ты if i knew a thing или two about your life Ты backstabbing нож i trusted Ты and yet Ты still flew without me
posted by icuSTALKER
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs Ты a lot.
Don't Ты Любовь her?
I do...
I Любовь my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
posted by adaug
Ты can only live once, but if Ты do it right, once is enough. -Mae West.
I didn't believe that the first time I heard it,but one tiny mistake,can change your live...Forever.
April 19,1999.
The clock read 7:43,I got out of bed.I was late for school.When I left,I didn't say bye to mom или dad.I just left.On the way there,I remembered a physics test I had to take,and if I failed it,I got an F in physics!So,at my lunch hour,I went to the library.I saw my two Друзья already studying.I went over there and we started laughing and talking,but the librarian told us to be quiet.Then she went in the hall.Then...
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