I watched too much Miraculous to see something else here

79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your портфель или handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the Стена without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him или her to call Ты Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...

I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was Рождество Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute лодка hanging on the Рождество дерево and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of ром into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Рождество time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...

1. If using a touch-tone, press Болталка numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival пицца place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their Вопросы with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

Act like Ты know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: пицца becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their Вопросы with questions.
Ask about пицца maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

I thought I could protect you
From paying for my sins
And I've been walking this earth
Long enough, that death's a gift
(Ohhhh girl)

Been living this life so patient
Until I see Ты again
It's war we're facin'
I know that if I die
My only choice is still defending

No matter what they say
My Любовь for Ты is
greater than their powers
And their armies from above

You give me strength
I'm with Ты either way
If I die
If I stay
Give me strength
I'm with Ты either way
Nothing's lost
No еще pain
Just give me strength

The scars and the wounds
I wear them proud like tattoos
Reminds me that I Остаться в живых you
Reminds that I'll be
Living...

People liked my old Мурашки Статьи so in the spirit of October lets do this...


BEST:

SLAPPY SERIES:
Let's just call it that, he's the reason we all remember anyway.. Inspired by a Twilight episode it's about a sentient dummy who likes making people his slaves, but not before gaslighting enough to make people think your crazy, Ты know like most evil dolls.. He does stand out a strong enough villain that he's the most remembered..

And lets not forget, he got struck by lightening at one point, so even God was tired of this dude's shit..


WELCOME TO DEAD HOUSE:
I don't really remember the book,...

As we have mentioned before, link is an online game, Ты have to have a set of computers или if Ты want to play via mobile phone, that’s okay too. Being a 3D game drift hunter is a feast for eyes and minds.

Interestingly, Ты can customize your cars with multiple amazing features. Ты may modify not just the engine, but also the gearbox, the turbocharger, the cambers, the brake pressure, the brake balance, and more.

Challenging Racetracks and Improvised Customization
Drift Hunter is a game of multiple challenging racetracks. Ты will have to earn money by playing. And with that balance, you...

No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh

Light a blunt up with the flame
Put that cocaine on a plate
Molly with the purple rain
'Cause I Остаться в живых my faith
So I cut away the pain, uh
Got it swimming in my veins
Now my mind is outta place, yeah, uh
'Cause I Остаться в живых my faith

And I feel everything
I feel everything from my body to my soul
No, no
Well, I feel everything
When I'm coming down is the most I feel alone
No, no

I've been sober for a year, now it's time for me
To go back to my old ways, don't Ты cry for me
Thought I'd be a better man, but I lied to me and to you

I take half a Xan' and I still stay awake...

Yeah, breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles
Girls with Татуировки who like getting in trouble
Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines
Buy myself all of my Избранное things (yeah)

Been through some bad shit, I should be a sad bitch
Who woulda thought it'd turn me to a savage?
Rather be tied up with calls and not strings
Write my own checks like I write what I sing, yeah (yeah)

My wrist, stop watchin', my neck is flossy
Make big deposits, my gloss is poppin'
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (yeah)

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it
I want it, I got...

On a cobweb afternoon
In a room full of emptiness
By a freeway I confess
I was Остаться в живых in the pages
Of a book full of death
Reading how we'll die alone
And if we're good, we'll lay to rest
Anywhere we wanna go

In your house I long to be
Room by room patiently
I'll wait for Ты there
Like a stone
I'll wait for Ты there
Alone

On my deathbed I will pray
To the gods and the angels
Like a pagan to anyone
Who will take me to heaven
To a place I recall
I was there so long ago
The sky was bruised
The wine was bled
And there Ты led me on

In your house I long to be
Room by room patiently
I'll wait for Ты there
Like a stone
I'll...

Ooh yeah

I just pretend
That i'm in the dark
And i don't regret
'Cause my сердце can't
Take a loss

I'd rather be
so oblivious
I'd rather be
with you

When it's said, when it's done, yeah
I don't ever wanna know
I can tell what you've done, yeah
When i look at you

In your eyes
I see there's something burning inside you
Oh, inside you
In your eyes
I know it hurts to smile, but Ты try to
Oh, Ты try to
You always try to hide the pain
You always know just what to say
I always look the other way
I'm blind, i'm blind
In your eyes
You lie, but i don't let it define you
Oh, define you

I try to find love
In someone else
too many...

Well, it’s that time of the год again. Halloween, the месяц of scares, despite the fact that the год 2020 has been a fucking nightmare еще than anything Хэллоуин could do. Last год I looked at five exploitation horror films. Some were good. Some were absolute trash. But I wanted to do that again. And this time, I wanted to up the ante. I wanted to take it a step further. Not with graphic content. God no. Nothing will ever make me sick like Nekromantik, I think. But in scale. Instead of five films, I decided to check out ten this year. Ones of differentiating quality. Will there be diamonds...

No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a день off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all Ты want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some...

#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up by the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The Собаки turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Ферги into Собаки and take over their identities, then Cooper and Ферги transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels или something like that, I don't know. Stine...

Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY месяц marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The Далее review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed by lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can Переместить on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...

Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, еще condensed reviews but Ты get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, или didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out by saying this. This game is already infinitely...

Ever since I was young, I’ve always enjoyed graffiti. I’ve never done graffiti in my life, или have any artistic skills at all, but I enjoy it. Maybe it was due to a combination of playing a lot of Jet Set Radio as a kid as well as seeing them when I was living around urban areas as a kid. Now do I condone the act of vandalism for the sake of graffiti….. Mmmmm legally can’t say. Basically, I Любовь the free spirited nature of it and any game that can replicate graffiti is fine by me. And today we’ll be talking about Graffiti Kingdom… this game has absolutely nothing to do with graffiti....

I was really not looking вперед to this game. селезень, дрейк of the 99 Драконы is infamous for being a broken, buggy, glitchy mess… еще so than the games I’ve played thus far. It was a game that was heavily advertised when it came out, having boasted about having the team that worked on Batman: The Animated series. Published by Majesco and developed by Idol FX, селезень, дрейк of the 99 Драконы was meant to be the start of a massive franchise, with селезень, дрейк of the 99 Драконы getting a comic book franchise and even an animated TV show. But due to the game being селезень, дрейк of the 99 Dragons, it was dead on arrival....

EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this Показать the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the best animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big Аниме fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer.. Her and hr men fighting. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain. Chedder.. That is...