Funny Church Sign

Story made by: Invader Calliope.
Now take your seats.
One день in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: Ты B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI огонь breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! огонь BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
Лондон tipton: *raped*
THE END!

u should say to his family & friends:























































































































































-sorry for your lost.





























































































































































-i hope it was helpful :P


The End