So Ты want to be my friend on Facebook (Are Ты fucking kidding me?)

Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went Главная and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad сказал(-а) it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to постель, кровати to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she украл, палантин free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and...

1. Dial a Болталка number and confuse the person who Ответы by saying things like;
"Why did Ты call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up Болталка statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a Болталка Статья like this.

4. At walmart или somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, или a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...

Hi! :)
Here are the вверх ten to impress the guy Ты like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what Ты want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its еще important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my Друзья heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she сказал(-а) thanks...