A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the Далее week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told Ты I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell Ты again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can Ты tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the Далее week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told Ты I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell Ты again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can Ты tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
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your first Любовь will alwats be around, no matter what.
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-Alana
just because Ты Любовь someone else doesn't mean Ты have to break one еще heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how Ты look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, Ты can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if Ты dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who Ты want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when Ты can enjoy being who Ты are.
-Alana
if Ты let yourself down, Ты let everyone behind Ты down.
-Alana
your first Любовь will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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