10. Sing “Bad Touch” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains или argues, reply with “What are Ты gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with Ты for Halloween
4. Показать him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile или if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room или says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains или argues, reply with “What are Ты gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with Ты for Halloween
4. Показать him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile или if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room или says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
Kat: Ты spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and Ты know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO Любовь AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, Ты stay since Ты live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and Ты know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO Любовь AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, Ты stay since Ты live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Yeah,this is the first Статья I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 год old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If Ты met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know Ты don't hit when Ты don't get what Ты want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's еще but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what Ты think in Комментарии please:)
O.K I have a 7 год old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If Ты met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know Ты don't hit when Ты don't get what Ты want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's еще but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what Ты think in Комментарии please:)
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE Ты AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING Ты 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST звезда IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T Ты EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO Ты BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF или I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the Показать earlyer!Bye!
The End
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE Ты AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING Ты 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST звезда IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T Ты EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO Ты BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF или I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the Показать earlyer!Bye!
The End
i Любовь cereal yes i do
i Любовь cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i Любовь cerial yes i do i Любовь cerial Ты better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if Ты can't have crealeal
do not steal
i Любовь creal yes we do i Любовь ceral Ты should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i Любовь ccerale yes i do
i Любовь crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some Болталка songs Ты made up plz commet
i Любовь cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i Любовь cerial yes i do i Любовь cerial Ты better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if Ты can't have crealeal
do not steal
i Любовь creal yes we do i Любовь ceral Ты should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i Любовь ccerale yes i do
i Любовь crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some Болталка songs Ты made up plz commet
when that Энджел sits on my shoulder
whispers into my сердце
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Энджел appears to Ты in form of desire
Ты float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
Ты jump about
cos Ты cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Энджел with her good intensions
will make Ты fly
the Энджел will make Ты cry
the Энджел will make Ты feel how others feel
so Ты can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Энджел and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Остаться в живых
whispers into my сердце
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Энджел appears to Ты in form of desire
Ты float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
Ты jump about
cos Ты cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Энджел with her good intensions
will make Ты fly
the Энджел will make Ты cry
the Энджел will make Ты feel how others feel
so Ты can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Энджел and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Остаться в живых