Hey, Ты want to hear the most annoying sound in the world for 10 minutes?

added by Metallica1147

See how long Ты can watch it without getting annoyed XD

video

Болталка

weird

crazy

stupid

dumb and dumber

boolander25 lol YES. I did it! Soooooo annoying though. xDD

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Болталка things to say when Друзья are around

posted by Blitzy_Utonium

1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog Еда is a beautiful thing to watch when Ты are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when Ты sleeeeeep.

13. Bye сказал(-а) Santa while eating Blitzen.

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101 things to do in a public bathroom

posted by IsabellaMCullen

I didn't make this, I just found it...

1.Stick your open palm under the stall Стена and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 секунды and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....

617

50 Fun Things To Do at Walmart

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten минута intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people Ты can get to Присоединиться in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

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Болталка people

added by shiriny

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Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With Ты XD

posted by CourtneyFan17

Man: Where have Ты been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen Ты someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this сиденье, место, сиденья empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if Ты sit down.

Man: Your place или mine?
Woman: Both. Ты go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do Ты do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Эй, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do Ты like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF Ты DON'T PASS THIS ON Ты DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All день long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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xXx The Rules Of Любовь xXx

posted by rAsberrStrarS

Kiss On The Lips-I Любовь You
Kiss On The Ear-You Are Special
Kiss On The Nose-Laughter
Kiss On The Cheek-Friendship
Kiss On The Forehead-I Comfort You
Kiss On The Neck-I Want You
Kiss On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
Kiss Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender Kiss On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I Остаться в живых Ты

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My вверх 20 Избранное animated couples

posted by deathchick9

Miku and Kaito

20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there Музыка videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I Любовь them еще then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.

Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I Любовь these two they start out hating each other then become close Друзья или maybe more...I'd like to think so....

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Вопросы a Perverted Boyfriend Might Ask или Do, and What Your Anwsers Can Be If Ты Are Like Me

posted by MidnaTikal8223

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would Ты mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs Ты and takes a little something off Ты would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are Ты sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If Ты say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all Ты want, not like I care if Ты are или aren't...As long as Ты don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

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Избранное Quotes.

posted by Mallory101

Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him или erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If Ты want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go вперед when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...

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Nature

added by Rodz

Source: wallpaperstock

2

Killer блины

added by tabithasb13

5

LOL

added by dramaqueen00

Source: I don't remember.....

dd

added by moulan

cute guy pied 3

added by aromate

4

shoo da whoop sparta style

added by emostan

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20 Funny Цитаты

posted by invadercalliope

I hope Ты enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and Ты failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail Ты out of jail, a best friend will be sitting Далее to Ты saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the берег like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made Ты smile
8:Clear as a колокол, колокольчик, белл my nody сказал(-а) "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...

6

I'm bored, so here are 34 Болталка facts about me.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

34 Болталка facts about me..:)

1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. Музыка is my life.

6. I Любовь to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I Любовь to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I Любовь to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer или dancer when I'm older.

13. улица, уличный dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...

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Higurashi no Naku Koro ni - OP lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

When Ты turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If Ты have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
Ты cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai

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What's the difference bewteen Друзья and Best friends?

posted by -RandomChick-

FRIENDS: Lend Ты their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat или drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why Ты have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail Ты out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting Далее to Ты sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen Ты cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else Ты cried...just laugh about it with Ты in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...