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posted by nmdis
WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A Любовь no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t Ты ever say I just walked away
I will always want Ты
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want Ты

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in Любовь
All I wanted was to break your walls
All Ты ever did was break me
Yeah, Ты wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put Ты high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, Ты let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...
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Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with Книги scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to Музыка but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.
Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at Главная with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in Любовь for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really Любовь him, but I think that he really does Любовь me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...
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This Статья belongs to link on Tumblr.


A quick run-down should Ты ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants Ты dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words Ты should YouTube, should Ты get the chance
-“Kevin бекон, бэкон in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see...
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1) As soon as Ты come in class people stare
2)When the teacher calls on Ты (For a Вопрос Ты do not know)
3)Girls или boys look at Ты and laugh but when Ты turn back they have that blank expression
4)Being yelled at in front of a teacher
5)Being tardy
6)Being called nicknames..that Ты dont enjoy
7)Being the first person to be kicked out of class
8)Looking crazy when Ты yell at people in the middle of class
9)Running in the hall then falling on your face
10)Something gets stuck on your pants..or someone put it there
These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to Ты as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If Ты are the phone company, I already sent the money. If Ты are my parents, please send money. If Ты are my financial aid institution, Ты didn't lend me enough money. If Ты are my friends, Ты owe me money. If Ты are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....
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posted by ShadowProve13
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until Ты find your contact lens.

Punch the body and tell people that he hit Ты first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of Ты shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

Ask the widow to give Ты a kiss.

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.

Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the...
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posted by The_Random_Guy
The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A волк named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do Ты want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." Ответы Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are Ты doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...
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I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.


Italy and Kid

Narrator and Liz

Greece and Spirit

Chibitalia and Yumi

America and Justin

England and Harvar

France and Giriko

Russia and the clowns

HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein

Hungary and Medusa

Liechtenstein and Patty

Belarus and Tsubaki

Lithuania and Ox

Sweden and Mifune

Sealand and Crona

Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
posted by mehere
вверх 24 Эминем song (random order)




who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope Ты like this one better than the first one please leave a Комментарий if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
100: CHEEECCKPOOOINT
99: Purple Monkey Dishwasher
98: яблоко pie... или Pumkin?
97: Sit on your pockets! (Well known teacher saying)
96: mom mom mom mom mommy mommy mommmy mommmy mommy luis luis luis luis mama mama mama mama WHAT? hi.
95: Lawl
94: Baby turtles
93: 9000!!!!
92: Da da di da did did do do di da did di do!
91: MY POKEMON BRING ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD AND THERE LIKE YA WANNA TRADE CARDS? DAM RIGHT! I WANNA TRADE CARDS I WILL TARDE YOU, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!
90: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeck POINT!
89: 88, 87, 86, 85...
84: Online daters are desprete.... they rely on the internt!
83: mama I pooped
82: c'mon!...
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1.You abuse our Любовь Ты lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we Любовь him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our Любовь is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we Любовь be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape или form.
6.Guys Ты should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with Ты (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly Любовь we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When Ты (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
posted by nymph_tonks
Stranger: hi


You: hi asl


Stranger: 20 m


Stranger: u?


You: 15 female


Stranger: nice to meet you!


You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!


Stranger: yeah!


Stranger: what are Ты up to?


You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.


Stranger: lol


Stranger: and where should u be?


You: probably outside ithout any утиль, барахло, мусор Еда или soda


Stranger: fair enough


You: i would survive.


Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?


You: online, through text.


Stranger: where r u from?


Stranger: I am from UK btw


You: im from the us.


Stranger: nice


You: im bored


Stranger: oh...and I am italian


Stranger: we could do something...
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Everything Ты can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh Кости are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...
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haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around Fanpop and around the world :D


Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 минуты looking at the оранжевый сок box because it сказал(-а) "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. Ты can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say Ты should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching Телевидение by candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find Телевидение very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Ты can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 10: Mack

Parker: *Angry as he sits down, waiting for his Еда to arrive*
Kevin: Get ready.
Liam: His fist will hit the table, in 3. 2. 1.
Parker: *Hits the таблица with his fist*
Kevin: Now he's gonna go to the кухня and knock on the door.
Parker: *Walks to the kitchen,...
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Welcome of my Хэллоуин inspired movie reviews.

I been Чтение many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his Хэллоуин review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..

Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villain s.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the Фильмы became worse and worse.. Even after Хэллоуин H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Ты can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 8: Going Too Far

Song: link

Yellow Triangle: *Eating a hot dog when he hears the music*
Pencil: Where is that coming from?!
Parker: *Walks into The Nut House wearing a marching uniform, marching with a stick in his hand*
David & Liz: *Watching Parker*
David: What...
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posted by mrcodegeass
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There are several people on Fanpop that are really kind and Bernadette is among the most kind that Fanpop has ever had. She has several Друзья on Fanpop and she seems to generous to all of them.

Berni makes Fanpop a better place. She brings happiness to Fanpop and makes the website a еще charming and optimistic experience. It's always nice to look at her profile's Стена to see all the adorable messages that her Друзья have sent her.

Thank Ты Bernadette for being a wonderful friend and for making Fanpop a еще friendly place.