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posted by MileySelena982
1. We only cry infront of Ты when we
a) want Ты to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini юбка when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If Ты ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't или feel like Ты should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, или angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If Ты think we like to hang out with Ты every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have Ты ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When Ты ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we Любовь you... Ты better believe it.
What is heavy forwards but backwards it is NOT?

Hint: The answer is in the question

Can Ты guess, if Ты can, I'll give Ты props.

PS: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
BATMAN!!!!
posted by orangeturnip
things that make you...


being ugly is a state of mind

think yourself ugly ... slowly Ты become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way Ты look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww или not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have Ты become?


im ugly how do i change....

be natral and true
one Болталка act of kindness everyday

look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same

look for your truth not the worlds

Любовь yourself
Любовь the world
spread some joy

Любовь peace ..... not fighting

stand tall and proud and confident in who Ты are.
dont let the world change you

thank Ты for taking the time to read ... this came from my сердце and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3
haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around Fanpop and around the world :D


Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 минуты looking at the оранжевый сок box because it сказал(-а) "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...
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posted by nessienjake
I recieved and email with a Список of Болталка jokes I thought I'd share it with Ты guys :)


Lawyer Joke
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" сказал(-а) the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he сказал(-а) he'd look into it and get...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. Ты can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say Ты should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching Телевидение by candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find Телевидение very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if Ты talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're Друзья with other guys.

But when you're sitting Далее to us, and some Болталка guy walks into the room
 and Ты jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if Ты sit there and talk to him for ten минуты without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...
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So there has been a lot of new horror Фильмы coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help Ты survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where Ты are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...
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added by 3xZ
it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were Ты 3 hours ago?
2. Who are Ты in Любовь with?
3. Have Ты ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything розовый within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time Ты went to the mall?
6. Are Ты wearing socks right now?
7. Do Ты have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time Ты drove out of town?
9. Have Ты been to the Фильмы in the last 5 days?
10. Are Ты hot?
11. What was the last thing Ты had to drink?
12. What are Ты wearing right now?
13. Do Ты wash your car или let the car wash do it?
14. Last Еда that Ты ate?
15. Where were Ты last week...
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added by 8theGreat
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Ты can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 10: Mack

Parker: *Angry as he sits down, waiting for his Еда to arrive*
Kevin: Get ready.
Liam: His fist will hit the table, in 3. 2. 1.
Parker: *Hits the таблица with his fist*
Kevin: Now he's gonna go to the кухня and knock on the door.
Parker: *Walks to the kitchen,...
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Welcome of my Хэллоуин inspired movie reviews.

I been Чтение many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his Хэллоуин review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..

Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villain s.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the Фильмы became worse and worse.. Even after Хэллоуин H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.....
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#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes Ты can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are Ты doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: Ты okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think Ты were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED BY A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...
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 Teen Titans and Teen Titans Go.
Teen Titans and Teen Titans Go.
Terra Strong voice actor/actress who played Raven сказал(-а) that the company will bring back Teen Titans Original for a season 6. But a catch is people have to support Teen Titans Go Movie. Meaning it has to do well in the Movie theaters. или no original Teen Titans season 6 will not happen. Terra Strong сказал(-а) that is what the company told her. So support Teen Titans Go to the Фильмы in the Movie theater. I don't see why people wanna hate on Teen Titans Go. I was at Bookman's store before looking at the comics. And they had Teen Titans Дети comics. When they were babies. And comics called Titans...
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posted by mrcodegeass
Bernadette is a Fanpop member named Yorkshire Rose. She has been on Fanpop for a long time and Fanpop's a better place because of that.

What makes Bernadette such a special friend is that she's one of the most generous and friendly people that Fanpop has ever had. She constantly gives out some of Fanpop's most delightful props. Getting a благодарность from her is always a treat.

There are several people on Fanpop that are really kind and Bernadette is among the most kind that Fanpop has ever had. She has several Друзья on Fanpop and she seems to generous to all of them.

Berni makes Fanpop a better place. She brings happiness to Fanpop and makes the website a еще charming and optimistic experience. It's always nice to look at her profile's Стена to see all the adorable messages that her Друзья have sent her.

Thank Ты Bernadette for being a wonderful friend and for making Fanpop a еще friendly place.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler....
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I Любовь you
Even though I don't like Ты right now
I want you
Even though Ты keep breaking me down
We got
Really high highs
Really low lows
But I still Любовь you
Even though I don't like Ты right now


I was tryna save us
But Ты got me looking like the villain
I had a couple mixed drinks
Now I got a couple mixed feelings
I Любовь it, I Любовь it
You know just how to fit in that dress
Then, I don't like it, I don't like it
Wish they had a button for your Instagram pic
We argue about this and that when
You say Ты need a different address
Break up to make up
Hit the mattress
Wake up and Ты don't remember half of
The whole...
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added by ShadowFan100