вверх Funny Memes #5

1.Grimace painfully while smacking your head and muttering, "Shut up! dammit! all of Ты just shut up".

2.Whistle the first 7 notes of 'it's a small world' incessantly.

3.Crack open your портфель или purse, and while peering inside asked,"Got enough air in there?"

4.Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wears your upside-down.

5.When arriving at your floor,grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

6.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call Ты an admiral.

7.On the highest floor,hold the door open...

Round One

It's a Man's world

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why is Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows men to stand closer to the кухня sink.

How do Ты know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with: "A man once told me..."

Why do men break wind еще than women?
Because women can't shut up long...