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еще facts!! Part 4

posted by patrisha727

сельдерей has negative calories. It takes еще calories to eat a piece of сельдерей than the сельдерей has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to глотать, ласточка the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes горький things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...

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GETTING VERY RANDOM!

posted by Dan_07

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Ways To Annoy People At The Фильмы

posted by BellaCullen96

Throw попкорн in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can Ты fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling попкорн that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get попкорн yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit Далее to Ты because Ты invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...

3

Leaving {CHAPTER 2}

posted by Yama

Emily had the капот, худ down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. или maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five минуты of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as Ты got into the car but...

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Болталка Moment

posted by vamp_grl_123

Ok so here is a bunch of Болталка Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: LOL ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG Ты needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope Ты liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!

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General Ways to Annoy People

posted by BellaCullen96

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that Ты "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that Ты haven't received enough Шоколад sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every Вопрос with another question. As soon as one of Ты says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

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19 ways to: Explain why Ты are late for school

posted by moo000

1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go Главная and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted by aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late Ты are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me вперед to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...

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Болталка Обои

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The Best Divorce Letter Ever!

posted by McDreamyluva

Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' by Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD

Dear Connie,

I know the counselor сказал(-а) we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The день Ты left, I swore I'd never talk to Ты again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always Ты who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....

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COLD IS A RELATIVE THING

posted by i_luv_angst

65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico...

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Фэнтези

added by Rodz

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(TONS of) true, funny, Болталка Facts

posted by hm94991

I found this link. This will last Ты days. XD

Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.

John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.

One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.

The microwave духовой шкаф, печь was invented by mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the Шоколад bar he...