06 Tonight - Jonas Brothers [ Full Album Version HQ ]

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A story about me and my Избранное thing in the world.. PIE!! :D

posted by Fangirl99

Thanksgiving is my Избранное holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, Ты get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are Ты ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" сказал(-а) the pie. it was тыква pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i Любовь you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are Ты doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla

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10 logical ways to win a band-off if youre in band at a football game

posted by Nayeli53

Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the тромбон to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky или disgusting, like melted Шоколад или a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand или went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The звезда Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say...

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP?

posted by sapherequeen

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of Ты and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my Избранное fictional characters :,(

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of you and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my favorite fictional characters :,(

*Sigh* Ok, I am having a very big problem with my Профиль page; it has expired.

You see, when I was on Fanpop like three weeks назад this organization called GreenAV falsified (lied) to me that I had over 41 viruses on my laptop. My stepfather bought GreenAV because we thought it would protect our computer. Boy, were we dead wrong. GreenAV happens to be this company made in Israel to steal identities of other people around the world and their money. GreenAV also infects your computer with viruses. Unfortunately, I discovered this too late. Now my laptop is at a repair shop, and my mom told me...

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mysterious Любовь chapter three

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love
-chapter three-

Went he sat down I got a little scared.My stomach felt weried like it was trying too jump out.He was there I wanted too say hi but I just could'nt get it out.so I was just sitting there a nervous wreck chewing on the вверх of my eraser I kept wanting too look at him becuse I could feel him looking at me.finaly I snuke a peek he was staring at me but when he seen me looking he quickly looked down at his notebook.Then I looked down at my blank paper when the teacher сказал(-а) "Ok class dont forget too read chapter 8 in your book" I took my text book out of my new desk...

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еще facts!! Part 4

posted by patrisha727

сельдерей has negative calories. It takes еще calories to eat a piece of сельдерей than the сельдерей has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to глотать, ласточка the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes горький things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...

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GETTING VERY RANDOM!

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Ways To Annoy People At The Фильмы

posted by BellaCullen96

Throw попкорн in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can Ты fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling попкорн that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get попкорн yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit Далее to Ты because Ты invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...

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Leaving {CHAPTER 2}

posted by Yama

Emily had the капот, худ down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. или maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five минуты of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as Ты got into the car but...

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Болталка Moment

posted by vamp_grl_123

Ok so here is a bunch of Болталка Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: LOL ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG Ты needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope Ты liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!

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General Ways to Annoy People

posted by BellaCullen96

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that Ты "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that Ты haven't received enough Шоколад sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every Вопрос with another question. As soon as one of Ты says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

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19 ways to: Explain why Ты are late for school

posted by moo000

1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go Главная and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted by aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late Ты are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me вперед to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...

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This is Patrick: Sparta Remix (V2)

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LOLOLOLOL! YAY FOR SPARTA!!!!!!!!!

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Болталка Обои

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The Best Divorce Letter Ever!

posted by McDreamyluva

Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' by Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD

Dear Connie,

I know the counselor сказал(-а) we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The день Ты left, I swore I'd never talk to Ты again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always Ты who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....

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COLD IS A RELATIVE THING

posted by i_luv_angst

65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico...