Why He’s Hot:
1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as Вампиры are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and Ты Любовь him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. Ты see Robert is instructing Ты and you’re loving every минута of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite Ты over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds еще like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). Ты can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. Ты sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told Ты that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
Ты can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as Вампиры are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and Ты Любовь him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. Ты see Robert is instructing Ты and you’re loving every минута of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite Ты over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds еще like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). Ты can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. Ты sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told Ты that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
Ты can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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10. IDEALS
9. Сверхъестественное POWERS
8. THE BODY GUARD
7. SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE
6. MR. DARCY DOUBLE
5. BAD BOY
4. SELF-CONTROL
3. Энджел IN DISGUISE
2. AMAZING EYES
1. SELF-LESS
Twilight, the first novel as part of the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer is excruciatingly addictive as it is ubiquitous – there’s always someone buried head deep into a Twilight book either on the train, bus, пляж, пляжный или at the park.
Whilst the latest of the series Eclipse is now heading for our cinemas, lets go back to the first of the series Twilight to see where all the madness began. Sorry to all the Jacob Black Фаны out there!
(Warning: If Ты haven’t read Twilight there are numerous plot giveaways in this blog)
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9. Сверхъестественное POWERS
8. THE BODY GUARD
7. SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE
6. MR. DARCY DOUBLE
5. BAD BOY
4. SELF-CONTROL
3. Энджел IN DISGUISE
2. AMAZING EYES
1. SELF-LESS
Twilight, the first novel as part of the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer is excruciatingly addictive as it is ubiquitous – there’s always someone buried head deep into a Twilight book either on the train, bus, пляж, пляжный или at the park.
Whilst the latest of the series Eclipse is now heading for our cinemas, lets go back to the first of the series Twilight to see where all the madness began. Sorry to all the Jacob Black Фаны out there!
(Warning: If Ты haven’t read Twilight there are numerous plot giveaways in this blog)
From: link
