Сумерки (серия романов) Article: Issue 4: Болталка Twilight Sayings x

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posted by AliceRoxx

An Edward sketch x Любовь it x And it's not meant to look like RPatz, it was the fans' own version of Edward! x

An Edward sketch x Love it x And it's not meant to look like RPatz, it was the fans' own version of Edward! x

For all Ты guys that have been waiting, here's Issue 4! I don't know if it's as good as the others, it;s getting hard to come up with ideas! Please Комментарий and tell which topics/specific ones are your favourites so I can make them better! Любовь you!

-Bella and Edward should sooo not be together. I thought Bella didn’t like anything cold and wet? Well Edward is certainly ice cold, and he is so soppy he could be the King of wetness.

I so don’t understand why people like Robert Pattinson еще than Taylor Lautner, but Эй, I’m not complaining, it means еще Tay-Tay for me-me!

“Ouch, a papercut” (looks around) “Ouch, a papercut!” (Louder) (Looking annoyed) “ A papercut!!!” “Damn it Jasper where are you?!”

Why choose when Ты can have warm hugs in Winter, and cool ones in Summer.

I’m getting a bit annoyed okay, don’t make me go all ‘volturi’ on you!

Ты say human. I say vampire.
Ты say blue eyes. I say gold.
Ты say hot. I say ice cold.
Ты say Edward Cullen’s a freak. I attack you.

Who do we have to pick a team? I’m gunna be Team Twilight, that way it covers all sexy men!

I wanna be that lamb...

Twilight started off one person’s dreams... Now it’s everyone’s dreams!

Hmm... I believe there is a new scoring system for guys... How do Ты score in these categories?
Sparkly /10
Cold /10
Dangerous /10
Bonus – over 100 years old?

Jacob Black may be too hot, and Edward Cullen may be too cold, but together they’re oh so perfect ;)

I’m Team Edward because only a vampire can Любовь Ты forever.

Jasper’s Слоган – Humans are friends, not food.

It rains here loads – so where are the sparkly vamps?

Why do we have to bitten by mosquitos on holiday? Can’t we be bitten by Cullens all день long? Now that, I wouldn’t mind.

Edward Cullen taught me maths, I know what the square root of pi is!

Вампиры – The only species to end a relationship over a papercut!

Addicted isn’t quite the right word, just a little obsessed maybe... okay a lot!

Just bought a Космос heater for the winter, gunna name it Jacob ;)

I want a guy with a pulse, who DOESN’T sparkle and isn’t freezing all of the time! Hmm... Jacob it is!

Why run with vamps, when Ты can ride on the wolves?

People who tell Ты not to leave your window open, you’re so wrong!

I don’t go cliff diving to have hallucinations of an ugly man who isn’t even real, I do it hoping that a sexy tanned волк will save me!

The hotel in Forks is all booked up? No problems, I’m sure there’s some room in the little red house in La Push ;)

Jacob’s got me howling all right!

‘Tis the season for Jacob Black/Edward Cullen! Fa la la la la la la!

I want to ‘la push’ all Twilight haters of a cliff! Ha Jacob won’t save them... let’s hope Victoria happens to be nearby.

In the movie theatre when watching New Moon, everyone screamed when Jacob took his рубашка off. But Edward definitely didn’t have the same effect!

Hope Ты liked them guys, please rate, Комментарий and look out for the Далее issue in about a fortnight x

I Любовь Ты FanPoppers!

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

Like it? I'm gunna make the other couples in this scene x I Любовь this couple, adorable x

Like it? I'm gunna make the other couples in this scene x I love this couple, adorable x

Renesmee_XD, bellabrowneyes and 1 other like this

twilight_lover9 hahahahah tht was awesome

AliceRoxx Thank you very much :D x

twilight_james lolz!! love all of these!!! one of them *the jasper papercut one* is set as my staus on fb!

AliceRoxx Aww haha lol I love that one too x I adore Jasper, he so doesn't get enough credit! x

Renesmee_XD “Ouch, a papercut” (looks around) “Ouch, a papercut!” (Louder) (Looking annoyed) “ A papercut!!!” “Damn it Jasper where are you OMG i <3 that one keep these up !!!

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! I'm just working on Issue 5 at the mo! :) x

bellabrowneyes Jasper’s motto – Humans are friends, not food. ahahaha so funny i love these there are great keep writing !!:)

AliceRoxx Thank you so much! Yep, I love any about Jasper whatsoever, aww I love Jasper, he so doesn't get enough credit! x

Hellohoudini When I read the first one "he is so soppy he could be the King of wetness." I was like uh oh...but then I read further down ...and before I knew I was laughing my butt off. I'm gonna go find your first 3 issues...these were really good.

AliceRoxx Aww thank you!! Yh the first was a bit rubbish, just wanted to have a lil dig at Edward there :) x

QueenR r u kidding?! ur a fucking wolf bitch...!!!what the hell is your problem with ed....!!omg he is the romeo...!!!

AliceRoxx Hey respect other people's opinions! :(

kittehluva heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy............ u mind?!?!?!?! MORE VOLTURI PLEAZZZZZZZEEEEEE!!!!!! theyre better than the cullens (i sowwy)

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Emmett's sure огонь way to annoy Alice(Farting included)

posted by jacob-superhoty

Okay so my brother and I were swimming in our pool and suddenly we start talking Twilight.Well, if Ты know us then Ты know that we stared role playing.Mason REALLY wanted to be Edward so I let him.And I was Emmett. And so I started thinking of a joke paragraph.I REALLY hope Ты guys like it.

Emmett's pov.

"Where is Edward?!?", I thought to myself. I had been searching our property for well around 5 минуты and I knew he could hear my thoughts.
" Up here Em.", he сказал(-а) chuckling from his room all the way upstairs. He knew I would hear.I was still in the forest.I was up and in his room in...

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Rob and Kristen: The Unrelentless Rumors

posted by mandapanda

I apologize beforehand that this Статья will probably most likely not be formally written.

Since Twilight, Rob and Kristen have been in countless magazines. The headlines pertaining to:

-"Rob and Kristen: The Hot Hook-Up!"
-"Rob Dumps Kristen for Co-Star Emilie!"
-"Kristen Pregnant with Rob's Baby!"
-"Rob's Family tells Him to Stay Away from Kristen!"
-"Rob Tells Kristen to choose between Him или Michael!"

All headlines pertaining to those above are rumors. Every headline is different and the "sources" in the magazines are never named. And for all the Вопросы asking about Rob and Kristen...

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Rosalie and Emmett:The Beginning Part 1

posted by serenafan122

Edward is so irritating! How he could say those things? What does he know? Must he be able to read minds?! Aargh!!
Rosalie's thoughts were on Edward as she ran. They were all in Appalachia,Carslie,Esme,and Edward. Edward had heard her thoughts,heard how she wishes to be human again,how she would give up ANYTHING to be able to have children. He сказал(-а) some things which made Rosalie want to rip his throat out. Instead she ran off,going to hunt.
Rosalie stopped. She was outside of Gatlinburg, Tennesse. She had run over 100 miles. All to get away from Edward. It was worth it. He couldn't hear her...

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Alice and Emmett Get Cozy?!

posted by Natalia94

Alice and Emmett Get Cozy?!

Uh oh... does Jasper have something to worry about?! What are Alice and Emmett doing together — as a couple?! Do we have a Cullen controversy on our hands?! Have we caught them red handed (and we ain't talkin bout blood)!?

No worries, Twihards, no steamy Scandal here! While they're brother and sister in the Twilight Saga, Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene are set to звезда in a movie called Warrior... and they'll play Любовь interests!

Kellan plays a звезда lacrosse player who joins the Navy; Ashley is his beautiful girlfriend. We've heard rumors about them hookin' up in real life, though they swear they're just BFF.

Brother and sister... BFF... boyfriend and girlfriend... the whole thing has got us confused! What do Ты guys think?

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Evening звезда (Eclipse in Edward's POV) Chapter 2

posted by patrisha727

Bella opened the door, with a smile on her face. She stared at me, full of wonder, as if I was the prize and she was the winner. In my point of view, it was the other way around. I couldn't ask anyone else for someone so perfect. She reached for my hand, and I didn't refuse.
"Hey." she сказал(-а) with a smile.
I brushed her cheek with our interlaced fingers.
"How was your afternoon?"
"Slow."
"For me as well."
The outside world had nothing that I was interested in, unless I was with my Bella.
I pulled her wrist up to my face, gently without hurting her. My eyes closed at her warm skin, and smiled...

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Brosnan thinks Pattinson is too skinny.

posted by Hellohoudini

Irish Hollywood звезда Pierce Brosnan has admitted that he is concerned about the health of his young co-star Robert Pattinson.

Brosnan and Pattinson are filming "Remember Me," in New York and Pattinson's army of female Фаны have been laying siege to the sets at Crestwood in Westchester and Central Park in Manhattan.

Pattinson plays Brosnan's son in the film which is his first lead since he rocketed to super stardom as the vampire Edward Cullen in the "Twilight" series.

Pattinson plays a man whose brother’s suicide has devastated his parents (Brosnan and Lena Olin) and rendered Pattinson incapable...

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Letters From Edward Chapter 13

posted by team_robward

Chapter 13.
Monday, Comes Quick:

I actually woke up quite refreshed, which was strange, especially lately. I got up and walked down into the kitchen.
“Mourning Bells, you’re looking better today” Renee commented.
“Thanks, I feel better” I replied. I looked at the таблица hmm toast.
“I haven’t had тост in ages” I сказал(-а) buttering some toasted bread.
“Yeah, I felt like it” Mum replied. I spread some клубника варенье, джем on my тост and started to eat it.
“Good dreams?” Mum asked.
“Umm I think so, I don’t quite remember!” I chewed some more.
“Well Ты didn’t scream или cry so that’s...

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bella's life part 1

posted by edwardcullen865

I woke up in a rash movement . I couldn't remember what had happened last night. I remembered only Edward's hard, cold body against mine and then it went blank. I walked into the living room looking for Edward but i didn't see him. then i felt cold arms around me .
" Good morning Любовь how did Ты sleep ?" Edward сказал(-а) with so much Любовь in his voice .
" What happened ? " I сказал(-а) still confused .I turned myself to look at him . He looked confused , hurt , pained , and sad , then it became calm.
" What do Ты remember last , my Любовь ? " He сказал(-а) still confused as of i was .
" Well , i remember...

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Bella's Secret Life Chapter 1

posted by demilovatirocks

Joe and Sonny(Demi)

Guys I know some of Ты don’t read this that much because Ты think it is kinda boring to Ты but it is a great story just if I don’t get еще Просмотры and Комментарии I will not write.
I have not written because my sister gave birth. I am an aunt now. I needed to help them get ready to go to Pennsylvania to see her mom. The baby is a boy. My sister and I have the same father but not the same mother. My aunt gave birth, too.

Bella moved back to California with her friends. The Jonas family knows the Cullen family in case Ты get confused. Bella as a vampire can collect the power of other vampires...

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Sunrise Part 46

posted by Bella_Swan3

A/N: I just wanted to thank all of the awesome people that have so far прокомментировал(-а) on Sunrise. *Deep breath*:
Edward_lover101; _madz_; twilightGGlost; TwiyliytCraze247; 2ki8jess2ki8; teamalice_0; pie-102; aLeX-cHaP; isaacson96; wildcatz; nataliespn; FilmFan; MiaCullen_x; just_bella; JoseVanders; brooki; jasperloving; patrisha727; Doopey; Irina92; Bella11700; TwilightHearts; Bella_Cullen902; scogburn; RATHBONE07; princesspinkla; jamiesue00;SarahPattinson; Natalia94; renesmeblack; g3u16; BellaSwan636; and Swhit2 (BTW: The idea for your story sounds great! Thank you, especially.)

I Ты actually had...

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eternal night part 24

posted by _madz_

about time!! LOL
i'm so sorry, i planned to spend much еще time on this bit but my homework has caught up with me and i had to work 9 hours today, so i was a little short of time. hope Ты enjoy it anyway :)

part 23
“Well, about that...See, I found that...when I was doing something dangerous или stupid...I could remember Ты еще clearly.” She said, looking like she was confessing to murder. “I could remember how your voice sounded when Ты were angry. I could hear it, like Ты were right there Далее to me. Mostly I tried not to think about you, but this didn’t hurt so much—it was...

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An Edward Cullen Story - Chapter 2

posted by Bella_Cullen902

Эй, guys!!! Sorry i havent updated in a w2gile but my sister is moving into a collage and i had to go to the doctor and i couldnt type или write with my right hand and i'm right handed!! So that sucked!! So here we go!! to the story!!

One minuate i was on the last step to my сиденье, место, сиденья then i was on the ground with all of the girls on вверх of me!!! I swear i hate riding the bus!! And this is exactly why!!! Gosh!!!

When we got to school i walked in the doors and ran over to my best friend Jared. He was in his стол письменный, стол drawing a picture for a girl that he has a crush on named Baily.

Baily was pretty but we...

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New New Moon, 9

posted by renesmeblack

OOOOO!
Jacob came to the rescue! Now to continue the story.
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I was tearing at the female, also taking note of Bella's faint heartbeat. The female shreiked, and tried to throw me off. When she did, she tore out of the house with pieces missing from a leg. I followed her.
"No! I'll kill her the first chance I'll get," she screamed. "You can't guard her forever! You'll see!"
She ran into the trees, me in hot pursuit.
Sam, need a little help, I thought, hoping he was in волк form.
Where are you? was Sam's thought. He was.
The old Cullen's place. Bella might be... I couldn't медведь the...

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Renesmee Black's Story, Chapter 10

posted by renesmeblack

10. Discovery
Jacob

I spent the last three days watching the babies, trying to figure out what else they can do. I've descovered that since they have both vampire and werewolf genes, they developed faster than Renesmee did. During an "experiment," I told Casper to sit in another room and try to attack me from across the hall.
The cold wave hit me about three секунды later.
"Daddy, I can't get into Bella's mind!" Karrie once thought to me. They took on Renesmee's habit of calling everyone by their names.
"Karrie, stop trying so hard. Bella has a sheild," I told her.
"Like Jeffery?" Karrie asked, surprised....

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Letters From Edward Chapter 10

posted by team_robward

Chapter 10.
Shopping Around:

We got out and Gemma locked the car behind us. We started walking towards the mall doors. As we started getting closer I could see Mia, Dean, Phoebe, Marissa and some other boys I didn’t recognise standing outside the side door. Laughing and smoking.
“Uh, let’s go” I looked at them, and then quickly looked away. We started walking, a little faster than we normally would. I kept my eyes straight ahead focusing only in front of me, but in the corner of my eye I saw Gemma look towards them. Why, Gemma, why? I thought to myself. I picked up my pace, Gemma seemed...

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Renn and Jakes life chapter 13.

posted by WritenOnTheSand

As uncle Emmett is carring me towards the front door, I realize a place that i can go and still be with Jake.

"Uncle Emmett I know where Ты can take me can Ты just let me tell Jake?" I ask looking up at his auburn eyes.

"Go on." He says aas he lightly sets me down.

"Thanks." I yell back at him as I run towards Jakes room. I start to get the excited feeling Ты get when Ты get a great idea and Ты just can't stop your self from bursting.

"Where are Ты going Nessie?" My mom asks as she steps into the hallway.

"Can't talk now Mom, I have an idea to state."

"You have a what to what?" She asks...

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Precious Enchantment (esme's story) Chapter 7

posted by Edward_Bella234

Just so Ты all know, this and maybe one еще chapter will be the last of the chapters all be posting on this spot. I will be posting them on my spot only. It's called Edward_Bella234 if Ты want to Присоединиться and continue Чтение these. Here is the link:

link

Any way, onto the story...
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End of Chapter 6

“Oh yum,” John сказал(-а) reaching for a cinnamon roll “That looks delicious, Carol!”
“Thank you, John” my mother replied. “Esme, can Ты go get some eggs from the hen house?...

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moonshining night/day part 5

posted by leisha4

Эй, ive done the Далее part. i think that carrie ann сказал(-а) that sue and charlie got married in the book which would be carried on from the end of BD. i hope Ты enjoy this and i isnt too long but it was all i could write in half an hour.

part 4
Jacob called 5 minuets later “what was the rush?” I asked.
“Bella?” he asked. “Yes?” I responded. “Edwards going to kill me.”
“Probably depends why?”
"Nessies has been kidnapped by the Volturi.”
“What?” I shouted, and then abruptly ended the call and rushed out the house. I needed air...
could my день get any worse??

Part 5
I didn’t...

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Starless Dusk Chapter 4, Partial

posted by KrystenPeres

4. Defenseless
    Dylan and I walked to Carols. He was stiff, and walked like he was in the military. I tried to push in front of his and skip the rest of the distance to the house, but he walk almost making himself block me. I sighed and paced myself to match him. When we got to the house, Dylan rang the bell, once.
        “You see, she’s not here, let’s just go back. I’ll cook dinner.” He сказал(-а) while turning from the door. He’d only waited for a hundredth of a second.
        “Relax...

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Starless Dusk Chapter 2

posted by KrystenPeres

Dylan (Matt Dallas) and Gianna (Krysten Peres)

2. The In-Laws

The rest of the 'Cullen Clan' lived down the road. Their house was the largest, by far. It was almost 6 times the size of Dylan and my house. It was modern and new, with its boxy shapes and its glass walls, it didn't belong here. It seemed like it belonged in the hills of L.A..
"Wow. It's beautiful..." I gawked.
"My parents built it when we moved her a год ago. My mother, Esme, designed it." Edward explained.
"She designer it!?" I gasped.
"She is very talented..." Bella added.
"Alright, alright, let's go inside now." Edward сказал(-а) quietly.
"Okay." Bella сказал(-а) softly. She grabbed...