For all Ты guys that have been waiting, here's Issue 4! I don't know if it's as good as the others, it;s getting hard to come up with ideas! Please Комментарий and tell which topics/specific ones are your favourites so I can make them better! Любовь you!
-Bella and Edward should sooo not be together. I thought Bella didn’t like anything cold and wet? Well Edward is certainly ice cold, and he is so soppy he could be the King of wetness.
I so don’t understand why people like Robert Pattinson еще than Taylor Lautner, but Эй, I’m not complaining, it means еще Tay-Tay for me-me!
“Ouch, a papercut” (looks around) “Ouch, a papercut!” (Louder) (Looking annoyed) “ A papercut!!!” “Damn it Jasper where are you?!”
Why choose when Ты can have warm hugs in Winter, and cool ones in Summer.
I’m getting a bit annoyed okay, don’t make me go all ‘volturi’ on you!
Ты say human. I say vampire.
Ты say blue eyes. I say gold.
Ты say hot. I say ice cold.
Ты say Edward Cullen’s a freak. I attack you.
Who do we have to pick a team? I’m gunna be Team Twilight, that way it covers all sexy men!
I wanna be that lamb...
Twilight started off one person’s dreams... Now it’s everyone’s dreams!
Hmm... I believe there is a new scoring system for guys... How do Ты score in these categories?
Sparkly /10
Cold /10
Dangerous /10
Bonus – over 100 years old?
Jacob Black may be too hot, and Edward Cullen may be too cold, but together they’re oh so perfect ;)
I’m Team Edward because only a vampire can Любовь Ты forever.
Jasper’s Слоган – Humans are friends, not food.
It rains here loads – so where are the sparkly vamps?
Why do we have to bitten by mosquitos on holiday? Can’t we be bitten by Cullens all день long? Now that, I wouldn’t mind.
Edward Cullen taught me maths, I know what the square root of pi is!
Вампиры – The only species to end a relationship over a papercut!
Addicted isn’t quite the right word, just a little obsessed maybe... okay a lot!
Just bought a Космос heater for the winter, gunna name it Jacob ;)
I want a guy with a pulse, who DOESN’T sparkle and isn’t freezing all of the time! Hmm... Jacob it is!
Why run with vamps, when Ты can ride on the wolves?
People who tell Ты not to leave your window open, you’re so wrong!
I don’t go cliff diving to have hallucinations of an ugly man who isn’t even real, I do it hoping that a sexy tanned волк will save me!
The hotel in Forks is all booked up? No problems, I’m sure there’s some room in the little red house in La Push ;)
Jacob’s got me howling all right!
‘Tis the season for Jacob Black/Edward Cullen! Fa la la la la la la!
I want to ‘la push’ all Twilight haters of a cliff! Ha Jacob won’t save them... let’s hope Victoria happens to be nearby.
In the movie theatre when watching New Moon, everyone screamed when Jacob took his рубашка off. But Edward definitely didn’t have the same effect!
Hope Ты liked them guys, please rate, Комментарий and look out for the Далее issue in about a fortnight x
I Любовь Ты FanPoppers!
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
-Bella and Edward should sooo not be together. I thought Bella didn’t like anything cold and wet? Well Edward is certainly ice cold, and he is so soppy he could be the King of wetness.
I so don’t understand why people like Robert Pattinson еще than Taylor Lautner, but Эй, I’m not complaining, it means еще Tay-Tay for me-me!
“Ouch, a papercut” (looks around) “Ouch, a papercut!” (Louder) (Looking annoyed) “ A papercut!!!” “Damn it Jasper where are you?!”
Why choose when Ты can have warm hugs in Winter, and cool ones in Summer.
I’m getting a bit annoyed okay, don’t make me go all ‘volturi’ on you!
Ты say human. I say vampire.
Ты say blue eyes. I say gold.
Ты say hot. I say ice cold.
Ты say Edward Cullen’s a freak. I attack you.
Who do we have to pick a team? I’m gunna be Team Twilight, that way it covers all sexy men!
I wanna be that lamb...
Twilight started off one person’s dreams... Now it’s everyone’s dreams!
Hmm... I believe there is a new scoring system for guys... How do Ты score in these categories?
Sparkly /10
Cold /10
Dangerous /10
Bonus – over 100 years old?
Jacob Black may be too hot, and Edward Cullen may be too cold, but together they’re oh so perfect ;)
I’m Team Edward because only a vampire can Любовь Ты forever.
Jasper’s Слоган – Humans are friends, not food.
It rains here loads – so where are the sparkly vamps?
Why do we have to bitten by mosquitos on holiday? Can’t we be bitten by Cullens all день long? Now that, I wouldn’t mind.
Edward Cullen taught me maths, I know what the square root of pi is!
Вампиры – The only species to end a relationship over a papercut!
Addicted isn’t quite the right word, just a little obsessed maybe... okay a lot!
Just bought a Космос heater for the winter, gunna name it Jacob ;)
I want a guy with a pulse, who DOESN’T sparkle and isn’t freezing all of the time! Hmm... Jacob it is!
Why run with vamps, when Ты can ride on the wolves?
People who tell Ты not to leave your window open, you’re so wrong!
I don’t go cliff diving to have hallucinations of an ugly man who isn’t even real, I do it hoping that a sexy tanned волк will save me!
The hotel in Forks is all booked up? No problems, I’m sure there’s some room in the little red house in La Push ;)
Jacob’s got me howling all right!
‘Tis the season for Jacob Black/Edward Cullen! Fa la la la la la la!
I want to ‘la push’ all Twilight haters of a cliff! Ha Jacob won’t save them... let’s hope Victoria happens to be nearby.
In the movie theatre when watching New Moon, everyone screamed when Jacob took his рубашка off. But Edward definitely didn’t have the same effect!
Hope Ты liked them guys, please rate, Комментарий and look out for the Далее issue in about a fortnight x
I Любовь Ты FanPoppers!
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
-Alice-
Edward and I were playing chess, hilariously fun, when I saw an image that did not involve chess pieces. I stiffened; then relaxed. So they liked Isle Renesmee. Good. It WAS my idea, after all.
And suddenly, I saw something that did not make me smile. I sighed and flicked my king over. It wasn't worth it.
* * *
Edward was the only one who would play chess with me anymore, mainly because it was fair.
I was a little depressed that there wasn't any wedding to be planned, and I didn't have any new project planned. Then, it hit me. RENESMEE'S CLOSET! Well, I'd already stocked her new house's (Esme had дана them their own house, she'd designed it and everything) mega-sized walk in closet and helped furnish the house, but I could always remodel her closet to look like a boutique!
I smiled in anticipation. I had to go call Esme!
Edward and I were playing chess, hilariously fun, when I saw an image that did not involve chess pieces. I stiffened; then relaxed. So they liked Isle Renesmee. Good. It WAS my idea, after all.
And suddenly, I saw something that did not make me smile. I sighed and flicked my king over. It wasn't worth it.
* * *
Edward was the only one who would play chess with me anymore, mainly because it was fair.
I was a little depressed that there wasn't any wedding to be planned, and I didn't have any new project planned. Then, it hit me. RENESMEE'S CLOSET! Well, I'd already stocked her new house's (Esme had дана them their own house, she'd designed it and everything) mega-sized walk in closet and helped furnish the house, but I could always remodel her closet to look like a boutique!
I smiled in anticipation. I had to go call Esme!