The wolf clan was kinda awesome, except for the crappy animation and the fact that they're allergic to shirts.
Pros
The Volturi
Finally! Some ACTUAL vampires!! The Volturi I found were pretty awesome because, Ты know, they actually were cruel, soulless, mean, and did some actual VAMPIRING. The part towards the end where a tour group of humans is led directly to them and Ты hear their screams was pretty awesome. Come on people, that's what Вампиры do. They drink the blood of huuumans. Sheesh. Also, they were pretty cruel too, what with the whole хлопать, привкус down of Edward and nearly killing Bella (so bummed that didn't happen). Getting a small glimpse of the actor who will be playing Grindelwald in Deathly Hallows was a nice bonus too. So for all Ты Twilight fans, the Volturi are GOOD examples of vampires. Much like the soulless Вампиры on Buffy.
The волк Clan
Now why I didn't particularly enjoy the crappy computer Анимация of the Волки (more on that later) I did enjoy the characters of the волк clan. The one scene that I really liked is where we see Sam's fiance, with half her face clawed up. My friend and I definitely agree that even with the claw marks she was amazingly beautiful. I would see a movie about her and Sam in a heartbeat. It would be much much better than this terrible film. Pity they were stuck in it.
Jacob
Lautner got hot. No denying that. Other than the hotness factor though, he was probably the only real character with any dimensions and depth besides Bella's father. The way their relationship built to where Jacob fell for Bella, and she pretty much for him, was very realistic and healthy. So Ты can imagine my dissappointment when she chose Edward, who abandoned, controlled, and basically led to much of her depression, over Jacob. Ты Team Jacob fans, I now consider Ты semi-sane because Ты recognized a HEALTHY relationship. Благодарности to Ты guys.
Cons
Bella...you there?
I hate the character of Bella, I truly do. She doesn't think for herself, is defined solely by her relationships, and for some reason Stewart could NEVER SHUT HER MOUTH. Even when she wasn't talking!! What was up with that?! Gaah. The fact too that she dissed her Друзья at school and put her dad through so much crap with the screaming at night (seriously, wtf, she doesn't have PTSD) made me just loathe her character even еще with a passion. Furthermore, her whole obsession over age was just ridiculous. Ohhh nooo you're a whole год older than your 107 год old vampire boyfriend!! Now he's not going to Любовь Ты anymore!!! Yea, stupid. Those Фаны out there that idolize her, please find a healthier role model such as Eowyn, Hermione, heck even Lily on How I Met Your Mother. Bella is a very unhealthy and psychologically unstable character and is an insult to females everywhere. She didn't even drive her own car most of the time! Disgusting.
How is she special too btw?
If someone can explain how Bella is unaffected by any of the vampire's powers, it'd be much appreciated. That just seems like something that's just thrown out there. My theory? It's because Bella has no thoughts!
Edward...dude wtf?!
Sooo this guy that supposedly is totally in Любовь with Ты throws Ты into a glass таблица for protection, lies to you, breaks up with you, and abandons Ты in the forest. A car ride Главная would have been nice plskthnx. Also, the throwing into the glass таблица for her protection? That was totally safe. Ты know, because she was bleeding even еще profusely after the таблица than she was after the papercut. Also, who has ever bled that much after a papercut anyways, if at all? Furthermore, the fact that he kept "appearing" everytime Bella had an adrenaline rush was just weird. I think if my ex-boyfriend started Показ up everytime I had a rush, I'd go and get a CT of my brain to make sure I didn't have a brain tumor a la Izzie seeing Denny b/c of her tumor. Also, the fact that Bella takes him right back after all the crap he put her through was just great. Really shows girls that hey, after a guy lies to Ты like that Ты can totally trust him again with no really good explanation other than "I Любовь you". Nice.
OMG a Plot Point!!!
Annd what was the plot?? Everytime a possible plot point appeared it seemed to get derailed, such as the shots of Victoria, Laurent, или whenever anyone сказал(-а) Bella was Актёрское искусство crazy. If anyone spoke reason или a plot point appeared, it did not Показать again.
Lupin's волк Looked Better...
The film must have had the world's worst computer Анимация department because those Волки were a travesty. How about those transf...I mean FURSPLOSIONS eh? Really bad Анимация coupled with a laughable transformation sequence (FURSPLODE!) led to even еще laughs. Too bad there weren't enough fursplosions.
That's What She Said!
There were way too many lines in the film where one could easily say that. For example- Bella: I'm coming! Me: That's what she said! Edward: I don't want Ты to come! Me: That's what HE said!! If Ты don't get the meaning behind that, then please go watch The Office where it is regularly utilized. Furthermore, the scene where Edward kisses Bella in front of her truck after the party was too funny. Edward acted like...well like link SNL skit. Please be forewarned that that link is meant for those 16 and older. That scene probably got one of the biggest laughs out of me.
Blocked
Finally, all the kiss-blocking that poor Jacob suffered through. Face перфоратор, удар, пунш high school guy who threw up at an action movie (he's so gay then), Bella denies, and Edward calls just as he macks on the upper lip! Seriously, Jacob should have just pulled an Owen (Grey's Anatomy character), grabbed Bella, and just rocked her world. Doubt she woulda left if he did that.
Overall
Overall, this movie was a travesty to the film community. It was plotless, very poorly acted, and featured a very unhealthy set of characters that girls and women alike should not look up to as role models. Bella should have been thrown in a psych center for the stuff she was experiencing. I'm not going to apologize either if I've offended anyone. This is my honest opinion, and I know I wasn't as kind as I was in my first review. Now you've heard an opinion of an anti-Twilighter. Ты Team Jacobers, Ты got some respect from me now. Please save your brain cells and your money and do not see this movie. Unless Ты want a really good laugh then by all means do. Oh and one еще thing to note. The ending with the whole Marry me? Ending on the *gasp* garnered a huge laugh from our audience. And just for my own satisfaction, FURSPLODE TIME!!
No plot and many opportunities for "That's what she said!" abound in this film. Also, Edward during this kiss is very reminiscent of a certain SNL skit.
Poor Jacob kept getting blocked and denied. In the end, Bella chooses the unhealthy relationship with Edward based on looks rather than the healthy one with Jacob based on the initial strong friendship.
Angel in the sky!
!!!!!!ATTENTION ALL TWILIGHT FANS!!!!!!
If Ты are a MAJOR или just a Фан of Stephanie Meyer's most Популярное Twilight Saga then pay attention.
On youtube.com there is a video of Stephanie being interviewed.She is going to Опубликовать Midnight Sun.If Ты have read her draft of Midnight Sun или even if Ты haven't then Ты can right how Ты think it should be.She wants to see what her Фаны (aka- Us)think.And she also beleives that if we have a story in us then we should write it out and Показать evryone what we're capable of.
-twilight_unite-(MAJOR Фан OF TWILIGHT SAGA)
If Ты are a MAJOR или just a Фан of Stephanie Meyer's most Популярное Twilight Saga then pay attention.
On youtube.com there is a video of Stephanie being interviewed.She is going to Опубликовать Midnight Sun.If Ты have read her draft of Midnight Sun или even if Ты haven't then Ты can right how Ты think it should be.She wants to see what her Фаны (aka- Us)think.And she also beleives that if we have a story in us then we should write it out and Показать evryone what we're capable of.
-twilight_unite-(MAJOR Фан OF TWILIGHT SAGA)
BREAKING NEWS: TWILIGHT звезда DIED OF DRUG OVERDOSE!!
My Входящие started piling up with messages from my office mates, one even сказал(-а) condolence. UGH! One asked, what would happen to New Moon. Would there be a re-shoot? One encouraged me to file for a leave so we could mourn. ACK! THIS IS NOT TRUE! (Tell me, it’s not true.) I refuse to believe. My blood literally boiled. My morning is ruined-ruined beyond repair, I think. I absolutely hate people who spread vicious rumors around. Can’t they just leave famous Знаменитости alone? GRRRR!!!!!!
