Tigerstar as... VOLDEMORT
Firestar as... HARRY POTTER
Dustpelt as... DRACO MALFOY
Ravenpaw as... NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM
Graystripe as... RON WEASLEY
Sandstorm as... HERMIONE GRANGER
Brokenstar as... BARTY CROUCH JUNIOR
Longtail as... LUCIOUS MALFOY
Bluestar as... DUMBLEDORE
Whitestorm as... SEVERUS SNAPE

Tigerstar: I'M GOING TO KILL Ты HARRY POTHEAD!

Firestar: It's Potter.

Dustpelt: Oh? I thought Ты were a pot head though.

Longtail: Me too.

Sandstorm: Leave him alone!

Ravenpaw: Y-yeah

Brokenstar: It's time to finish what Bellatrix and I started! AGACADAVA!

*Brokenstar did the killing curse and killed Ravenpaw*

Graystripe: This is a game isn't it?

Dustpelt: No! The REAL characters asked us to take their job! Draco Malfoy himself asked me!

Longtail: Don't boast Draco! There's no need with these people.

Brokenstar: Me and my character have something both in common... We both killed our fathers!

Tigerstar: Oh? I thought it was a game. Hey! Now I remember that strange dream I had with this bald guy with no nose asking me to act him. I сказал(-а) yes because it was a dream right? But it's become REAL! God I look ugly.

Graystripe: I'm a Weasel!

Firestar: It's WeaseLEY

Graystripe: Oh... Right... My bad...

Sandstorm: But then again Ты do look like a weasel.

Graystripe: HEY!

Longtail: Get over it Ты ALL look like weasels Ты goody-two-shoe people!

Dustpelt: Exactly!

Brokenstar: I'm gonna do the Voldemort mark! BOMBARDER!

*Brokenstar does the Voldemort mark and everyone screams*

Brokenstar: Why are Ты all screaming?

Everyone: Ты DID THE WRONG SPELL AND IT WAS A PRANK SPELL AND PULLED DOWN YOUR PANTS!!!

Brokenstar: OH CRAPZ

*Brokenstar pulls up his pants and does the spell correctly*

Brokenstar: Happy my Lord?

Tigerstar: What's a lord?

*Bluestar and Whitestorm arrive*

Bluestar: Ты have to kill me now Draco. I'll make it easy for you.

Dustpelt: No! I can't!

Whitestorm: Fine I'll do it. It's a prophecy that Dumbledore has to die and if Draco doesn't do it I have to. AGACADAVA!

*Whitestorm kills Bluestar for the prophecy*

Dustpelt: Ты could have told me that before Ты know.

Whitestorm: I thought I did.
Now's the time I pretend to turn evil.

*Whitestorm joins Tigerstar*

Tigerstar: Good. Dumbledore's out of the way. Now let's kill Harry Pothead!

Firestar: It's POTTER!

Longtail & Dustpelt: I don't see the difference.

Sandstorm: Эй, Snape, which movie does Ты kill Dumbledore?

Whitestorm: Half Blood Price.

Graystripe: Price?

Whitestorm: I mean pRince.

Firestar: Oh! I'm supposed to accuse Ты Snape. HE TRUSTED YOU! AND Ты KILLED HIM! *Uses one of the half-blood prince's spels*

Whitestorm: Ты dare use one of my own spells against me? I, am the Half-Blood Prince.

Longtail: I thought it was me?

Dustpelt: Wait a sec... wasn't it ME?

Brokenstar: NO Ты IDIOTS! IT'S SNAPE!

Longtail & Dustpelt: Sorr-ee

Whitestorm: WHO WANTS SOME POPCORN?

Graystripe: ME!

Whitestorm: NOT YOU! I was asking the evil people!

Brokenstar: Oh yay! Popcorn!

Firestar: Is that supposed to happen?

Whitestorm: No. I just wanted to share some попкорн with Barty.

Brokenstar: Wait one second... Aren't I supposed to be in Azkaban?

Dustpelt: Just pretend Voldemort got Ты out.

Tigerstar: Yeah.


Part 2 (sry i had to log off)
New Characters:
Hawkfrost as... TOM RIDDLE


Graystripe: In the 7th book which will soon come out on movie Ты end up marrying me Hermione...

Sandstorm: Ewww...

Graystripe: What?!?

Firestar: I have to kill Ты now Voldemort.

Tigerstar: I thought I had to kill you?

Firestar: No.

Whitestorm: DOES ANYONE WANT POPCORN???

Hawkfrost: YES JUST GIVE ME A POPCORN!!!

Tigerstar: What? There's two Voldemorts?

Hawkfrost: No, I'm just a younger, normal version of Ты before you/I died and became what Ты are now.

Tigerstar: Yeah but??? HEY! THAT MEANS I'M SUPPOSED TO BE YOU!

Hawkfrost: Yeah... You're right...

*Tigerstar and Hawkfrost swap characters*

Hawkfrost: Gawd why did I swap???

Tigerstar: Because it's supposed to be this. Tom Riddle is the original Voldemort and the bald Voldemort is the секунда Voldemort. And you're my секунда and I'm the original as cats.

Hawkfrost: Oh, I get it now.

... Do u want me to end it now или write a bit more?