Your reaction if an asteroid hit the Earth?

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It's okay. Nothing a flex tape can't fix.

It's a'ight, it hit Wyoming so no one died.

Raid villages, take women for my harem, cannibalize the men, brainwash the children into thinking I'm a god.

I just had to clear up the terminology, and basically if anything big enough to scientifically classify as an asteroid hits earth, there will be no еще earth.

Hey, death has been tempting me over for a few years now, might as well accept my fate

I probably wouldn't care.
Because I'd be dead.

hit the asteroid back

yay time to die

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Eat all the nuggets xD