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posted by booklover27
This is dedicated to my салат that I was supposed to have on January 12, 2011



O salad, delicious salad

where have I been?

I got Остаться в живых with the chips and cookies

but at last we meet again.



O salad, delicious salad

you ask that I not go

but the other foods call

the meat, the wheat, as well as the cookie dough.



O salad, delicious salad

how long will I stay?

For a while, I hope.

I will try to visit once a day.



O salad, dear salad

from a seedling Ты grew

and now with your ranch dressing

I must bid Ты adeu



For Lunch time arrives

and my tummy rumbles

before you

my will crumbles.



O salad, dear salad

we shall meet...
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posted by randomgirl3000
John adams (1735-1826) "Thomas Jefferson--still survives..." (4 July 1826. Jefferson died earlier on the same day.)
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John Quincy Adams(1767-1848) "This is the last of earth! I am content."
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Joseph Addison (1672-1719) "See in what peace a Christian can die."
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Joseph Akiba ben(c.40-c.135) "The paper burns, but the words fly free." (at the stake, when the Torah...
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posted by IloveMyLord
Grammar, perfectly understood, enables us not only to express our meaning fully and clearly, but so to express it as to enable us to defy the ingenuity of man to give to our words any other meaning than that which we ourselves intend them to express.
William Cobbett
Grammar and logic free language from being at the mercy of the tone of voice. Grammar protects us against misunderstanding the sound of an uttered name; logic protects us against what we say have double meaning.
Rosenstock Huessy
The writer who neglects punctuation, или mispunctuates, is liable to be misunderstood for the want of merely...
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1. Get a bag of skitles. Knock on your neighbor's door, when they open throw the skitels at them and say "taste the rainbow".
2. Leave a note saying Ты ran away and then hide in a дерево или in a trashcan.
3. Chase squirls all день long.
4. Ride your bike around your улица, уличный Пение a litte kid song like barnney
5. Go to a гараж sale and hide things in the bushes, then come back and get them.
6. Get a bag of chettos and throw them at someone.
7. Kiss a Болталка person and say "remember me"
8. Take your sisters/brothers underwear put Шоколад on them and hang them on peoples door knobs.
I wore lonely cologne
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's Главная to me and I wore cologne

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of dead cologne
Where the cologne sleeps
And I'm the only one and I wore cologne

I wore cologne
I wore cologne
I wore cologne
I wore co...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My cologne’s сердце is not beating
Sometimes I wish my cologne will find me
'Til then I can’t wear cologne

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the perfume line
Of the edge and where I...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
its hard to be strong?
i need to get back to the place where i belong
i never felt so strong

thinking of the reasons why?
never knowing do или die?

its not like they care?
then why do Ты find it so unfair
its hard to be strong but we make life Переместить along

u get what u want to why do Ты cry and lie and lie?

its not that hard to be u just dont act the way others do

why do u feel this way im the one who always pays

u laugh at things that dont make sense Ты Показать of when Ты think?

its hard for me to be strong im not just gonna go along

thats not me thats just u stop doing what they do

u used to be my friend but i guesse Любовь is nothing in the end
posted by LovingTruth
Today was a hard день for me,
I woke up early in the morning when everyone was asleep.

I couldn't sleep,
there was something inside me,
It was hurting me so much that I didn't know what to do to make it go away.

My soul was torn apart, Любовь towards this girl was starting to hurt me in a way no imaginable to me.
Desire to be with her took over my soul and only she can help me take this pain away.

Now I know that strongest emotion is love, it's the most powerful thing on this planet.
Nothing can't stand beside it nor destroy it.

I just hope, she feels a bit of what I'm feeling towards her.
If not,
My сердце and soul will be covered in thick layer of sadness, misery , emptiness, no meaning to live.
posted by halo_monty
Last night I had a dream. It was no normal dream. I was at the Фото studio where my mom works and I was talking to Ian Somerhalder. That was *awesome*. But then Paul Wesley appeared and gave me a weird look then walked away. All of a sudden, Ian Somerhalder was playing baseball in the фото shoot room. I walked out of the room and returned минуты later. Ian had turned into a vampire! A real one, not Damon! I gasped and begged him not to drink my blood, but he smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm a Фрукты vampire!" He pulled a слива out of his pocket- which was weird because before I left the room, his skinny jeans didn't have pockets- and started sucking the сок out it. When he was done, Paul Wesley came back with a normal expression and the two leaned against a window, just like the poster in my room. I think I've looking at that poster to much…
posted by chelo_monster
I know that all people lie. But if that lie is so evil that it’s hurting Ты and the people around you, Ты have to take action. Ты have to catch them first, and then everything will follow. Tear them to pieces and rip them apart! Muwahaha!

Here are some signs that someone is lying to you.

1.    Don’t maintain eye contact
Less than half conversation

    -It’s true that the eyes are the windows of the soul. Ты have to observe. Look at his eyes. If he can’t look at your eyes during the conversation, that could be an indicator that he is lying.

2.    A...
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posted by LostieKilljoy
Heyyyy Lostie here XD

I'm here to write information about this story I'm writing. I know most of Ты are bored about hearing about vampires, but trust me, Bloodthirsty is different.

Bloodthirsty is a story about a young girl whose parents get killed by the "Wretchens" (Wretchens are demons). A vampire called Kieran comes to her rescue as soon as the Wretchens turn on her. The girl discovers that her parents are part of a once powerful clan called the Psys, people who are in touch with their psychic powers on a powerful level.

Kieran is дана the job to protect the girl from Wretchens attacking...
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-apple
-raped
-tree
-sour
-lose
-ask
-opinion
-weather
-racket
-enough
-ant
-zebra
-ate
-the
-monkey
-batman
-puffball
-name
-laughter
-muse
-water
-soap
-opera
-why
-weird
-gate
-still
-lost
-ran
-away
-creature
-devour
-paper
-domes
-fly
-until
-question
-unable
-superficial
-needed
-desire
-sorry
-apologize
-okay
-never
-happened
-again
-tomorrow
-dread
-caution
-able
-the
-end

I have absolutely no idea what that was. Did anyone read until the end? (Literally "the end") Yeah, I would've skipped a few words too. That isn't what normally goes on in my mind, since I don't think in singular words, and I was looking around the room to get the words to pop into my head. Did Ты get bored before "-the -end" and are not even Чтение this? Hello? Anyone there? Weird...
posted by Kswifty13
ok people let get this good because if Ты like him Ты will regret it for ever he was making people do things for his good and he told me to lie about my age when the bible says do not lie that is not good to lie

this is the truth and i am not lieing trust me
Ты can ask me anything Ты do get

so if Ты do not believe me and all that send me something and ask me anything what Ты do not get in Письмо just do not over do it

do not Фан this person are Ты will be put up to things Ты will not want to do

dont dont dont
thank Ты and good bye
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by hetaliaitaly
It's just so easy, for them to watch Ты bleed.
You never expected them to care, so its a feeling of mystery.
Whether you're thankful for the freedom, или hate that they don't care at all,
It's all a Остаться в живых deep feeling, and it almost hurts while Ты fall.
But secretly, Ты dont mind
the way Ты tumble to the ground and fall.
because Ты know soon Ты will hit,
and the end will be waiting to be found.
But until then, the sharp will be there. The blade will be all Ты need.
It's not like anyone else is there for you, so your fears and regrets are left to bleed.
Rip apart your feeling of pure imperfection,...
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вверх 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

link :
I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.


10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give Ты her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when Ты try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s дана Ты a fake number. Some women will give Ты their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell Ты why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...
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posted by nmdis
"Growing Pains"


You would think
that I could find
a simple song,
a photograph of mine
To Показать this public eye,
what I have to offer
I may not have a PHD,
или speak
in eloquent philosophy!
I'm nothing more
than simply me Ты see!

What I am trying to say
I'm just a babe
in so many ways!

I'm still growing,
still stretchin'
Still breaking
in these new shoes
Looking for a way
to make a mark of my own
I'm just a spring chick,
wet behind the ears
It's a part of life
so there's no need to fear
These growing pains
that I'm going through

I don't regret,
I'm not ashamed
that I haven't yet begun
to speaketh...
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1.Tomato dodgeball
2.Watch a movie in the dark and flicker the on and off over and over.
3.Wach a scary movie in the dark & sneak up on people.
4.Tomato baseball.
5.Give your computer a makeover and see what your parents say.
6.Draw a face on your parents computer with permanent markers & c what they do.
7.Auction off your siblings или younger family & your parents stuff & see what they do in your front yard.
8.Talk to strangers about Болталка things.
9.Kiss a Болталка person(opposite gender) & then break up dramatically.
10.Look up funny videos.
11.Kiss a frog & see if it turns into a prince.
12.Act like a dog when a stranger walks by you.
13.Write a story with people from different world(examples:sonic,mlp,skull girls,real people,ex)
14.Make Статьи like this.
15.Talk to people on the internet.
16.Play mlp games(even if Ты hate it)
17.Say Болталка stuff to your parents.
18.Have your own day.
19.Make a new day.
20.DANCE PARTY
posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
This is really just me over thinking the whole entire "normality" thing.

Normality is impossible, why Ты might ask?

Well.., if everyone was "normal" we wouldn't have the risk takers, the partiers, the scientist, everyone would be the same. And so much stuff wouldn't exist, such as: the telephone, internet, different drawing styles, life styles, types of food, types of music, ect.

Everyone is different, and they have different perspectives on "normality", so really everyone's definition of being "normal" would vary, and then no one would be this so called normal.

So if someone calls someone "abnormal"...
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posted by anime7reality
Advice: So... I hope that Ты are not eating или Ты just ate because Ты are going to puke...

Today at school happend something very funny but gross at the same time. We had P.E. and then we had English. I sat in my стол письменный, стол and I felt a strange smell, but that smell didn't mind for me. One of my classmates сказал(-а) that it smells like WC. After the English lesson a girl came Далее to me( I was not in my desk) and asked me:
"Is that your SHIT over there?"
I said: "What?*looking under my desk*OMG! WTF! A piece of SHIT( it wasn't chocolate) under my desk...!!!!!
* looking at my left shoe * Oh Fuck!!! I...
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I know it's not Хэллоуин but I've found this on the internet and I just Любовь it!


1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)

2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, "Trick или Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

3. Fill a портфель with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, "It's about time Ты got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link

Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to пересекать, крест the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*

The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.

Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train,...
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