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posted by shomill
M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!

-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:

Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.

-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.

And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
банан who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
банан who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
банан who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
оранжевый who?
оранжевый Ты glad I didn't say банан again?

Hope Ты had fun!
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All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy падуб, holly, холли died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If Ты toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card сказал(-а) he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame улица, уличный were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes....
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1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which месяц do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?





Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:

1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.

2) Ecuador.

3) From овца, овцы and horses.

4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.

5) белка fur.

6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.

7) Albert. When he came to the трон in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.

8) Distinctively crimson.

9) New Zealand.

10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
posted by MrsPattinsonXO
Okay, so I was sitting on the диван, мягкий уголок last night watching some rubbish Телевидение Показать and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my радуга colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I Любовь Ты soooooo much' and so I was like 'I Любовь Ты more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting Ты a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting Ты one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten минуты later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

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listen guys Ты all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I сказал(-а) horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a секунда chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if Ты don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten Ты или go after Ты if Ты don't don't worry

but if Ты do forgive me Ты wont regret it I promise

please forgive

also don't Сообщить me please just read the Статья and don't Сообщить me I wont be mean ever again

if Ты guys forgive me awesome if Ты don't then oh well

but I still would like to say im sorry to all
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