Meanwhile, on the train
Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do Ты know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps Ты should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger 2: Be quiet! We're watching the scenery!
Passenger: I gotta swim across the atlantic ocean!! Fuck your scenery!
Passenger 2: *looks at smartphone* Now I see why the conductor jumped out of the train. *jumps out of train*
Meawhile, near the tracks
Bartholomew: *sees passenger land on hooves* Are Ты alright?
Passenger 2: Yeah. I just saw somepony using a smartphone!!
Bartholomew: We can't use those in 1951. Yet he, and another worker on this railroad I know did it!
Passenger 2: Do Ты suppose they were looking up the same thing?
Bartholomew: Yes, they actually were.
Passenger 2: Why?
Bartholomew: Not sure.
90 минуты later at Denver's train station
Hawkeye: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *looks back* Wait a minute, where's Bartholomew?
Hawkeye: What do Ты mean? He's in the tr- *looks back* He's gone.
Coffee Creme: We gotta find him *climbs out engine*
Hawkeye: I gotta stay here!
Coffee Creme: Did Ты see the conductor?
Passenger: Did Ты see a plane to Neigh York?
Coffee Creme: No?
Passenger: Then I can't help Ты (God I can't believe I have to swin across the atlantic ocean!)
Passenger 3: Excuse me, miss? Did Ты say Ты were looking for your conductor?
Coffee Creme: Yes. Ты saw him?
Passenger 3: He jumped out the train. That passenger Ты were just talking to was using some futuristic machine, and annoyed the conductor, and another passenger.
Coffee Creme: Oh no
Back at Cheyenne
Pete: So Ты don't feel like Ты can be a conductor right?
Bartholomew: N-n-no sir, I don't.
Pete: Well, Ты can work in the yards if you'd like.
Bartholomew: Sure.
Snowflake: Big mistake!
Bartholomew: Why?
Pete: Ah, she's just teasing. Gordon worked in the yards last year, and he had a tough time.
Bartholomew: Where is Gordon anyway?
Gordon: *swimming in atlantic ocean* I should be close soon. *looks up* LAND!!! *swims toward land*
Nearby was a впп, взлетно-посадочная полоса in an airport
впп, взлетно-посадочная полоса pony: Land!
Pilot: *about to land*
Gordon: Am I in Germany?!
впп, взлетно-посадочная полоса pony: No, this is Jersey City.
Pilot: *crashes into building*
Gordon: Oh.
Meanwhile in the train yard at Cheyenne.
Red Rose: Orion, a little faster please.
Orion: *pushes freight cars a little faster*
Bartholomew: I don't see why Gordon hated this. *uncouples freight cars*
Red Rose: Be careful Bartholomew, there's a tank car with chemicals coming toward you. Uncouple it from the rest of the train.
Bartholomew: Ok
Orion: *pushes chemical car past Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: Эй, wait!! *runs past chemical car*
Orion: *stops*
Bartholomew: *uncouples tank car*
The tank car started rolling, but Bartholomew's hoof somehow got stuck on the ladder*
Bartholomew: AHH! HELP!!!
Red Rose: What?
Orion: The?
Bartholomew: FUCK!! *nearly hits signal*
Orion: I hope he doesn't get hurt
Bartholomew: *grabs gun*
Red Rose: Why does he have that?
Bartholomew: *shoots ladder* I got to get free *shoots ladder*
Orion: Look out for the box car Далее to your tank car
Bartholomew: AH *hits box car, and falls off tank car* I'M OK!! Leave me here so I can rest my broken bones!!
The End
On The Далее Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon shows Ты how he got a smartphone in 1951
Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do Ты know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps Ты should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger 2: Be quiet! We're watching the scenery!
Passenger: I gotta swim across the atlantic ocean!! Fuck your scenery!
Passenger 2: *looks at smartphone* Now I see why the conductor jumped out of the train. *jumps out of train*
Meawhile, near the tracks
Bartholomew: *sees passenger land on hooves* Are Ты alright?
Passenger 2: Yeah. I just saw somepony using a smartphone!!
Bartholomew: We can't use those in 1951. Yet he, and another worker on this railroad I know did it!
Passenger 2: Do Ты suppose they were looking up the same thing?
Bartholomew: Yes, they actually were.
Passenger 2: Why?
Bartholomew: Not sure.
90 минуты later at Denver's train station
Hawkeye: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *looks back* Wait a minute, where's Bartholomew?
Hawkeye: What do Ты mean? He's in the tr- *looks back* He's gone.
Coffee Creme: We gotta find him *climbs out engine*
Hawkeye: I gotta stay here!
Coffee Creme: Did Ты see the conductor?
Passenger: Did Ты see a plane to Neigh York?
Coffee Creme: No?
Passenger: Then I can't help Ты (God I can't believe I have to swin across the atlantic ocean!)
Passenger 3: Excuse me, miss? Did Ты say Ты were looking for your conductor?
Coffee Creme: Yes. Ты saw him?
Passenger 3: He jumped out the train. That passenger Ты were just talking to was using some futuristic machine, and annoyed the conductor, and another passenger.
Coffee Creme: Oh no
Back at Cheyenne
Pete: So Ты don't feel like Ты can be a conductor right?
Bartholomew: N-n-no sir, I don't.
Pete: Well, Ты can work in the yards if you'd like.
Bartholomew: Sure.
Snowflake: Big mistake!
Bartholomew: Why?
Pete: Ah, she's just teasing. Gordon worked in the yards last year, and he had a tough time.
Bartholomew: Where is Gordon anyway?
Gordon: *swimming in atlantic ocean* I should be close soon. *looks up* LAND!!! *swims toward land*
Nearby was a впп, взлетно-посадочная полоса in an airport
впп, взлетно-посадочная полоса pony: Land!
Pilot: *about to land*
Gordon: Am I in Germany?!
впп, взлетно-посадочная полоса pony: No, this is Jersey City.
Pilot: *crashes into building*
Gordon: Oh.
Meanwhile in the train yard at Cheyenne.
Red Rose: Orion, a little faster please.
Orion: *pushes freight cars a little faster*
Bartholomew: I don't see why Gordon hated this. *uncouples freight cars*
Red Rose: Be careful Bartholomew, there's a tank car with chemicals coming toward you. Uncouple it from the rest of the train.
Bartholomew: Ok
Orion: *pushes chemical car past Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: Эй, wait!! *runs past chemical car*
Orion: *stops*
Bartholomew: *uncouples tank car*
The tank car started rolling, but Bartholomew's hoof somehow got stuck on the ladder*
Bartholomew: AHH! HELP!!!
Red Rose: What?
Orion: The?
Bartholomew: FUCK!! *nearly hits signal*
Orion: I hope he doesn't get hurt
Bartholomew: *grabs gun*
Red Rose: Why does he have that?
Bartholomew: *shoots ladder* I got to get free *shoots ladder*
Orion: Look out for the box car Далее to your tank car
Bartholomew: AH *hits box car, and falls off tank car* I'M OK!! Leave me here so I can rest my broken bones!!
The End
On The Далее Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon shows Ты how he got a smartphone in 1951
LATER!
"Why are Ты so sure I can find Ты gems?" Sweetie колокол, колокольчик, белл asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.
"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed Ты how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.
As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.
"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie колокол, колокольчик, белл insisted.
"What NOW" Rover groaned.
"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie колокол, колокольчик, белл told him.
"Wha- No!" Rover cried.
"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie колокол, колокольчик, белл cried stubbornly.
"There's no way in hell I'm giving Ты a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.
Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.
Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.
"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie колокол, колокольчик, белл cried annoyingly, from on вверх of Rover.
"Why are Ты so sure I can find Ты gems?" Sweetie колокол, колокольчик, белл asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.
"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed Ты how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.
As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.
"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie колокол, колокольчик, белл insisted.
"What NOW" Rover groaned.
"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie колокол, колокольчик, белл told him.
"Wha- No!" Rover cried.
"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie колокол, колокольчик, белл cried stubbornly.
"There's no way in hell I'm giving Ты a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.
Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.
Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.
"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie колокол, колокольчик, белл cried annoyingly, from on вверх of Rover.