This is the 16th Con Mane story. I know I сказал(-а) I wouldn't do these anymore, but how could I stop making these? It all began in San Franciscolt.
Con: *riding taxi*
Taxi: *Stops at drug store* That'll be three dollars.
Con: *Pays taxi driver* Thanks. *walks out of taxi* *enters drugstore*
Cashier: Are Ты 0007?
Con: Yes.
Cashier: P is waiting for Ты in the back parking lot.
Con: Thanks. *Walks away*
P: *Waiting by car*
Con: *Arrives* Hello sir.
P: Hi Con.
Con: What did Ты want to Показать me?
P: I've got a video sent to me from M.I.6. They're saying that a пони in Scotland is trying to create a zombie apocalypse.
Con: May we see the video?
P: Certainly. Get in the car.
Con: *Gets in car*
Suddenly, all the windows in P's car went dark.
P: Now, to play the video. *plays video*
In the video
Scottish pony: *laying on ground* Why are Ты doing this?
Dr. Silver: Let's just say, I've always enjoyed everything with zombies. Now, I'm going to make it realistic.
Scottish pony: Ты can't do that!
Dr. Silver? Oh? Well, I already got the formula set, and now I'm going to test it on you. *puts Formula in scottish pony*
Scottish pony: AHH! No!! *Turning into zombie*
Dr. Silver: Ahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha!
Seanthehedgehog presents
In assosciation with _Laugh_
A Con Mane story
Die And Let Live
Starring
Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Silver Tune as Dr. Silver
Gilda & Griffons as Nazis
Constaple Weston B. River as himself
Fenix Lighter as Himself
Amethyst звезда as Itic
Parcival as P
Sydney P. Johnson as S
Lyra Heartstrings as Miss Moneybit
Fleur De Lis as Ms. Bonjour
Cars provided by
Alfa Romaneo
Canterlot
Chevronet
Fillys
Hoofington
Laune
Lunicorn
Marecedez
PMC
Shitroen
Vriendscoupe
Con: *riding taxi*
Taxi: *Stops at drug store* That'll be three dollars.
Con: *Pays taxi driver* Thanks. *walks out of taxi* *enters drugstore*
Cashier: Are Ты 0007?
Con: Yes.
Cashier: P is waiting for Ты in the back parking lot.
Con: Thanks. *Walks away*
P: *Waiting by car*
Con: *Arrives* Hello sir.
P: Hi Con.
Con: What did Ты want to Показать me?
P: I've got a video sent to me from M.I.6. They're saying that a пони in Scotland is trying to create a zombie apocalypse.
Con: May we see the video?
P: Certainly. Get in the car.
Con: *Gets in car*
Suddenly, all the windows in P's car went dark.
P: Now, to play the video. *plays video*
In the video
Scottish pony: *laying on ground* Why are Ты doing this?
Dr. Silver: Let's just say, I've always enjoyed everything with zombies. Now, I'm going to make it realistic.
Scottish pony: Ты can't do that!
Dr. Silver? Oh? Well, I already got the formula set, and now I'm going to test it on you. *puts Formula in scottish pony*
Scottish pony: AHH! No!! *Turning into zombie*
Dr. Silver: Ahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha!
Seanthehedgehog presents
In assosciation with _Laugh_
A Con Mane story
Die And Let Live
Starring
Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Silver Tune as Dr. Silver
Gilda & Griffons as Nazis
Constaple Weston B. River as himself
Fenix Lighter as Himself
Amethyst звезда as Itic
Parcival as P
Sydney P. Johnson as S
Lyra Heartstrings as Miss Moneybit
Fleur De Lis as Ms. Bonjour
Cars provided by
Alfa Romaneo
Canterlot
Chevronet
Fillys
Hoofington
Laune
Lunicorn
Marecedez
PMC
Shitroen
Vriendscoupe
Dr. Silver
The Далее day, Jake went back to the train station in Albuquerque. Tareq was waiting.
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did Ты know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask Ты to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are Ты ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*
They quickly started their journey north.
Jake: Do Ты know why our freight engines are painted...
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Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did Ты know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask Ты to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are Ты ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*
They quickly started their journey north.
Jake: Do Ты know why our freight engines are painted...
