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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is the 16th Con Mane story. I know I сказал(-а) I wouldn't do these anymore, but how could I stop making these? It all began in San Franciscolt.

Con: *riding taxi*
Taxi: *Stops at drug store* That'll be three dollars.
Con: *Pays taxi driver* Thanks. *walks out of taxi* *enters drugstore*
Cashier: Are Ты 0007?
Con: Yes.
Cashier: P is waiting for Ты in the back parking lot.
Con: Thanks. *Walks away*
P: *Waiting by car*
Con: *Arrives* Hello sir.
P: Hi Con.
Con: What did Ты want to Показать me?
P: I've got a video sent to me from M.I.6. They're saying that a пони in Scotland is trying to create a zombie apocalypse.
Con: May we see the video?
P: Certainly. Get in the car.
Con: *Gets in car*

Suddenly, all the windows in P's car went dark.

P: Now, to play the video. *plays video*

In the video

Scottish pony: *laying on ground* Why are Ты doing this?
Dr. Silver: Let's just say, I've always enjoyed everything with zombies. Now, I'm going to make it realistic.
Scottish pony: Ты can't do that!
Dr. Silver? Oh? Well, I already got the formula set, and now I'm going to test it on you. *puts Formula in scottish pony*
Scottish pony: AHH! No!! *Turning into zombie*
Dr. Silver: Ahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha!

Seanthehedgehog presents

In assosciation with _Laugh_

A Con Mane story

Die And Let Live

Starring

Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Silver Tune as Dr. Silver
Gilda & Griffons as Nazis
Constaple Weston B. River as himself
Fenix Lighter as Himself
Amethyst звезда as Itic
Parcival as P
Sydney P. Johnson as S
Lyra Heartstrings as Miss Moneybit
Fleur De Lis as Ms. Bonjour

Cars provided by

Alfa Romaneo
Canterlot
Chevronet
Fillys
Hoofington
Laune
Lunicorn
Marecedez
PMC
Shitroen
Vriendscoupe
 Dr. Silver
Dr. Silver
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the San Franciscolt Federal Credit Union, where Pierce's wife works.

Pierce: They told me to let Ты know about these bank robbers coming here on a train from LA.
Nikki: Are Ты sure about it?
Pierce: Yes, I'm sure. It's on the news, the LAPD told us, and I got to wait at the train station with a bunch of other ponies.
Nikki: Do they know which station to go to?
Pierce: What are Ты talking about?
Nikki: Will the train be going to the station here, или in Oatland?
Pierce: I don't know.
Nikki: Is there anything Ты do know about the train?
Pierce: It's from Amtrak. We saw some of the news footage,...
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The train finally arrived in Ponyville.
Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself.
She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, радуга and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.
Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.
Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed by now.
Saten: (shrugs unsurely).
Pinkie: Want me to give Ты a tour?
Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.
Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. Ты don't silly, Ты don't need money for this.
Derpy: Okay then.. As long as Ты don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.
Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.
Derpy: (groans)
Saten: (snickers to himself)


Well that's all I got..
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posted by alinah_09
Pain...Regret...Doubt...

A месяц has passed since Heave Ho has been charged in the hospital with having a coma after that certain incident,and i grieved in all those times. Its actually suitable for the likes of the пони who risked the life of his own dear brother,and now he has not even woken up yet. So to atone,i gave up on my ridiculous fantasy,after all,it was for the best. Besides,it is completely impossible for a mere earthpony like me to get up in the sky realm on my own,it was simply delusional. All those ponies were right,this stupidity is as unreachable as the sky is for me,and that...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the abandoned school building which was turning into a station, things were not going very well. Instead of putting down track for the yard, everypony was being lazy, and listening to the radio.

Radio Pony: *On advertisement mode* If Ты want the greatest household appliances ever made for your home, then trust General Electric.
Jeff: General Electric makes household appliances?
Stylo: I wonder if they put any of those in the locomotives they make.
Pete: Come on, stop playing the commercials, and continue with the news.
Jeff: Sir, I bet Ты they're doing great. By now, they probably have all...
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