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Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 28

Setting Things Right

June 5, 1953

Gordon got out of jail in Portland, and returned to Cheyenne. Everypony had the station decorated for his return.

Hawkeye: I don't understand why we're doing this for Gordon.
Stylo: Because frenchy here is making us do it.
Coffee Creme: What did I tell Ты about calling me frenchy?
Hawkeye: Don't blame us. Ты are french after all.
Stylo: Hey, I see a light, and some smoke.
Hawkeye: That must be the train Gordon is on.
Pete: Oh, that reminds me. Uh, Coffee, can I talk to Ты in my office?
Coffee Creme: Sure. What about?
Pete: I don't want to tell Ты in front of anypony, so just follow me. *Goes to office*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Pete*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Gordon: *Walks off train*
Everypony: Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: You're welcoming me back? Thanks, I don't know what to say.
Hawkeye: Something that isn't inappropriate.
Gordon: Pierce, when have I ever сказал(-а) something inappropriate?
Hawkeye: Well, let's see. Nearly everytime you're here, Ты curse too much.
Gordon: Ты curse too!
Hawkeye: Not as much as you.
Percy: Oh, remember Thanksgiving last year?
Hawkeye: Oh yeah, Ты randomly blurted out the word, blowjob.
Gordon: I did not.
Hawkeye: Bullshit.
Stylo: Oh, and Ты also brought a dead turkey to Pete on thanksgiving last year.
Hawkeye: With the head shot off.
Gordon: Ты two are a disgrace to this railroad!
Hawkeye: Aw come on Gordon, we've done nothing wrong, unlike you.

Suddenly, Pete, and Coffee Creme returned from Pete's office.

Gordon: Coffee! So good to see you.
Coffee Creme: *Slaps Gordon* Ты had a wife this entire time, and Ты didn't even tell me?! *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Let me guess. Ты were dating Coffee Creme, and cheating on your wife.
Stylo: That's a very bad thing Gordon.
Hawkeye: I've seen him do a lot of bad things, but I didn't think he would do something like that. Ты hurt frenchy's feelings.
Gordon: Don't call her that.
Hawkeye: After what Ты did to her, I don't think she'll care what we call her.

2 B continued

tailsfan111, DragonAura15 and 1 other like this

alinah_09 wait wait wait...im sensing drama somewhere in the future!

Seanthehedgehog No drama! If there's anything I hate, it's drama.

ChibiEmmy I didn't think his welcome back would be so tense! Though I bet Gordon rarely went home with his pain in the ass wife xD

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Awesome пони pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little пони version of a Lincoln.

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.

Gordon, and Case крекер, взломщик got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to Поиск for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars Ты could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...

Awesome пони pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Awesome пони pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, when радуга Dash, and her Друзья found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond Собаки arrived, they украл, палантин the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the пляж, пляжный with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and Ты Единороги can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever украл, палантин our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what Ты wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, или a horn....

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I'm bored, so here's a Болталка BEST OF SATEN TWIST

posted by Canada24

SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H Эй, Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk или something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I Любовь Ты Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

радуга Dash, Rarity, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: Ты didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, Ты see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...

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The Storm Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Далее morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings колокол, колокольчик, белл on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis by helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...

The Storm Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on вверх of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits Далее to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* Ты two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed by a town by there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let Ты talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets...

On The Block Episode 12 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic радуга as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....

On The Block Episode 12 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to...

Sweet яблоко Massicure spoof, Part 9

posted by Canada24

Unfortantely the Cusiders ran into a dead end, and Big Mac was finally able to do whatever the hell it was he was planning to do towards them.
But before he could the shotgun was blown out of his hooves, by an unnamed police pony.
Ditto: (also revealing himself). (looks at the police pony) Not bad kid, now keep that gun at him, take no chances.
Police pony: Yes Chief Ditto (keeps aiming the M1911 pistol at Big Mac).
Ditto: (approaches Big Mac).
Scootaloo: (excitedly) Ditto! It's me!
Ditto: I see that.. But now's not the the time sweetie.
Scootaloo: Fair enough.
Ditto: (dramatic tone) Big Macintose,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 79 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After buying some uneccesary military equipment, Gordon was getting ready to head into FBI Headquarters to rescue Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Tying shoelaces on his boots, but he doesn't know how to tie shoelaces, and stops* Alright. Now... *Puts on military shirt, helmet, then grabs an M14 rifle* oh, almost forgot. *Grabs ремень, пояс, пояса of grenades. He grabs one of the grenades, and plays around with it, but acidentally pulls out the pin* Ah! *Puts pin back in grenade* thank goodness.

Meanwhile in the yards.

Stylo: Where...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 79 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:41 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon returned to Chicagoat. He was glad to be back, but still missed Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Waits for his train to stop, then gets out on the platform*
Pete: *Walks out of station* Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: Thank Ты sir. It's great to be back. Can I talk to Ты in my office?
Pete: Ты mean my office.
Gordon: That's what I said.
Pete: Uh, alright.

They walked into Pete's office.

Pete: What's going on?
Gordon: Remember when I called Ты yesterday?
Pete: Yeah. What about it?
Gordon: Right after I hung up,...

On The Block Episode 11 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................

Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic радуга as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as...

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On The Block Episode 11 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 77 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 14, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:21 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie stopped her train in the yards when she saw Mirage, and Jeff with a few other ponies.

Stephanie: *Gets out of engine* Hi guys.
Mirage: We're going to miss Ты Stephanie.
Stylo: It was fun working with you.
Metal Gloss: Especially with that one train Ты two worked on with that baseball landing on one of your cars.
Stylo: Oh shut up.
Stephanie: *Laughs*
Hawkeye: *Walks into the yards* Hey, listen up. I just got back from Pete's office, and he's saying that two engineers on our railway died in a...

папиллон, покрытый сосочками Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Toussaint

When Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to the island, it was dark. The island was part of a leper colony, for treating ponies with leprosy.

Papillon: Don't point your weapons at anypony.
Louis: Why not?
Papillon: Better idea. Ты two stay here. I'll go alone. *Gives Louis his rifle*
Andre: Why are Ты going alone?
Papillon: I don't want anypony here to see your rifles. We wanna make peace with them, and get a boat. *Walks to a hut*

Inside, he met the colony chief, Toussaint. He was affected by leprosy.

Toussaint: Is there something we can help Ты with?
Papillon: *Staring at Toussaint's face*
Toussaint:...

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папиллон, покрытый сосочками Part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to a small island with the bribed guard on the boat.

Bribed Guard: Okay, your лодка is on this island. Give me three thousand dollars.
Papillon: *Gives bribed guard three thousand dollars, then gets off the лодка with Louis, and Andre*
Bribed Guard: Oh, one еще thing. *Gives папиллон, покрытый сосочками three rifles, and ammo* Use them wisely.
Papillon: *Gives rifle, and ammo to Louis, and Andre* Thanks.
Bribed Guard: *Rides away in his boat*
Andre: How come he can't get us all the way back to France?
Papillon: It would make things too obvious. Let's find that boat, and get out of here....

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папиллон, покрытый сосочками Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After catching the crocodile, Papillon, and Louis brought it to one of the guards.

Guard 27: *Grabs a knife, and cuts a hole in the crocodile's stomach*
Papillon: *Watching the guard*
Guard 27: You're Далее job is to go catch butterflies. What the buck are Ты waiting for?
Papillon: *Leaves guard*
Louis: *Follows Papillon*

Catching Бабочки was not as easy as it sounded. They were going really fast, and the prisoners were tired.

Prisoner 52: *Swings his net, but misses a butterfly*
Guard 93: You're supposed to catch them Ты idiot.
Prisoner 52: *Runs after butterfly*
Louis: *sees бабочка on...