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винная бутыль, magnum, магнум Force Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do Ты feel lucky?

This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky?

Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

винная бутыль, magnum, магнум Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
Drug Addicts
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do Ты feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no Комментарий at the time.
Reporter: Why did Ты let him free?
Ricca: That's a stupid question. *Pushes reported onto floor*
Reporter: Will Ты at least tell us about why Ты let Anthony Scarza get away with his crime?
Ricca: He was not the murderer.
Reporters: Can Ты tell us your opinion about everypony's reaction?
Bodyguard 1: Their minds are dead.
Reporter: What do Ты mean by that?
Bodyguard 1: I mean their minds are dead.

They go outside, and are greeted to a mob of angry ponies holding signs.

Protestors: Ricca is a killer!!
Police Ponies: *Holding back protesting ponies*
Reporter: What do Ты think about this situation.
British Pony: Ты know what I think? I'll tell Ты what I think! To hell with the court system! Ricca can go kill himself.
Ricca: *Gets into limo*
Driver: *Starts car*
Bodyguards: *get in car*
Protestors: *Stomping hooves on car*
Driver: *Honking horn* Get out of the way!!
Protestors: Don't come back!
Driver: *Drives away from protestors*
Protestors: *Running after car*
Reporter: We have just heard that after letting Anthony Scarza walk away scott free from a crime he committed, everypony in San Franciscolt have gotten very angry with John Ricca. This definitely will not be the last of Ricca, as we will see еще of him. еще on this story later.

At somepony's house, a police пони was watching the news on his TV, and decided to go for a ride on his motorcycle.

Meanwhile, on a highway.

Driver: *Driving car*
Bodyguard 2: It's over.
Ricca: Yeah, hopefully for a long time.
Police Pony: *Riding up on motorcycle*
Driver: *Sees пони in mirror*
Bodyguard 1: A cop.
Driver: Take it easy. I'm driving this thing like a baby carriage.
Police Pony: *Puts on lights*
Driver: Great.
Police Pony: *Goes Далее to Driver, and signals to pull over*
Driver: *Drives off highway, and parks car on side of road*
Police Pony: *Stops bike behind car, and gets off*
Driver: *Rolls down window*
Police Pony: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Do Ты know who's back there?
Police Pony: That doesn't matter. Ты were driving on a double line.
Driver: A double line?
Bodyguard 2: Take it easy. You're gonna regret pulling us over.
Police Pony: Let me see your license.
Driver: *Gives driver license to police pony*
Police Pony: *Walks to bike*
Driver: That's right, walk back to your motorcycle.
Ricca: We better get out of here.
Bodyguard 1: Relax.
Police Pony: *Returns to car* Is this car registered to you?
Driver: *Points to Ricca* To him.
Police Pony: I'll need to see the registration
Driver: Give me a break.
Police Pony: *Pulls out gun, and shoots driver*
Bodyguard 1: *Tries to get out of car*
Police Pony: *Shoots bodyguard in head*
Ricca: Ah!
Police Pony: *Shoots Ricca twice, and then shoots секунда bodyguard*

All four ponies in the car were dead. The Police пони walked back to his motorcycle, and rode off.

2 B continued

Ricca

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Ponies On The Rails episode 9 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While the train left Cheyenne for Denver, Bartholomew was checking the tickets of every passenger.

Bartholomew: Tickets please.
passenger: *gives ticket*
Bartholomew: *takes ticket* Thanks
passenger: You're not going to cut it?
Bartholomew: What?
passenger: You're supposed to use this hole puncher *points to tool* and перфоратор, удар, пунш a hole in it.
Bartholomew: Oh *puts hole in ticket*
passenger: Thanks, dumbass.
Bartholomew: What did Ты just call me?
passenger: Ты heard me Ты british peice of hell.
Bartholomew: *pulls passenger out of seat*
passenger: Ow! What the fuck do Ты think you're doing?!
Bartholomew:...

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Chapter 22

posted by Canada24

A день или two later.

The gang took a train down to Canterlot, Pinkie and Fluttershy were with them again,

Ditto was brought from still inside the orb.

Before getting on the train, Twilight had Spike send a letter about the events of the forest, and why the dark alicorn will be brought to her, so Celestia was waiting for them to arrive.

After what felt like a fairly long ride they finally arrived.

And they all climbed out of the train.

Eventually they met Celestia inside her castle.

"Thank goodness your all, alright" Celestia сказал(-а) to them.

"Yes.. We're fine Celestia" Twilight grinned.

"Soo.. What should...

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My Little SAW: Chapter 2 - Don't Get Involved

posted by NeonInfernoLord

The whole scene around Ponyville was pretty somber, hell even the weather was around to match the emotions of everyone who was around at the funeral right now. The sky was a very foggy grey blue, no birds seemed to be out at this time, and the wind, although soft, gave off a violent chill to everyone.

At the funeral, everyone was gathered around the tombstone of Sweetie Belle, a picture of a Музыка note with Энджел wings on both sides of it was etched onto the stone slab. Right now everyone stared down at it setting Розы and their own teardrops onto it. Scootaloo and яблоко Bloom, with stitches...

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Chapter 20

posted by Canada24

"W.. Who are you!?" AppleBloom asked frightenedly.

"I'm Ditto" the big black alicorn before them replied with a evil grin.

"Wait.. Your the one that abducted my mother figure! With those changeling freaks!" Spike cried, getting abit angry at the alicorn.

"Ohh yes.. The 'show called' princess. I'll tell you, she may be pretty, but past that, she didn't seem worth too much at all" Ditto laughed.

"HOW DARE YOU!" Spike screamed angrily, and the CMC's had to hold him back.

Ditto just cruelly laughed.

"What do want with us!?" Sweetie Belle angrily cried at him.

"Ya.. We're just kids" Scootaloo insisted....

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The Cardinal Virtues

posted by mariofan14

(This story is going to be long as fuck. Forgive me for making it too long. Plus, this will be a story within a story. Enjoy.)

It was a busy день in the city of Canterlot, and all the ponies in the royal city were at their best in anything, even being fancy. They were pretty busy folk that they might not have any free time until the night arrives. However, at the castle, things were a little еще easygoing. Queen Luna was taking a little nap, Princess Celestia had some guests to tour the castle, and Princess Twilight Sparkle was just about to tell a story to a group of colts and fillies.

"Gather...

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Chapter 18

posted by Canada24

SEVERAL HOURS LATER!

It was getting really late, and AppleBloom and Sweetie Belle still weren't back yet.

As Ты could imagine their sisters were getting super paranoid about it.

"Ohhh.. What if something happened to them!" AppleJack cried worriedly.

"We don't know that. They probably just got themselves lost.. It's a dark forest, anyone would" Twilight insisted.

"Still.. Can we try to find them, before anything DOSE!?" AppleJack сказал(-а) worriedly.

"Fine.. But as a group.. Can't risk anyone else getting lost" Twilight said.

Everyone agreed, and so they were off.

Unaware that "the visiter" was still in...

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The Seven Up's part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Buddy

Seanthehedgehog presents

A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
stallion: *walks downstairs*
Buddy: (This guy must be the burglar I have to stop. He украл, палантин a vase, and he's carrying it right in front of me)
delivery mare: *enters store* Good afternoon, where do Ты want this...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 6 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Douchebag was hurt, but his injury wasn't serious.

Pete: How is it not serious? Ты ran into a train!
Douchebag: I know! Don't rub it in for crying out loud!
Pete: So Ты crashed a truck into a train on your first day. wow, you're fired.
Douchebag: Whatever.
Pete: And you're fired too
Percy: Me?!
Pete: Yes you!
Percy: What did I do?! That idiot украл, палантин the keys from me, and just took off after I told him not too!
Douchebag: Desperate, so desperate.
Percy: I am not! That's what happened!!
Pete: Just get outta here.
Percy: *flies away* I can't believe this is happening

Percy went to the station when he...

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 4/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another пони is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the звезда wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: Эй, look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped,...

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 3/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

To celebrate the 10th Con Mane story, I've gone for my Избранное James Bond movie, For Your Eye's Only.

Con was at a cemetary in Canterlot when the story began.

Con: *puts Цветы on Rareesa's grave*
Reverend: Excuse me, Mr. Mane?
Con: Yes?
Reverend: The C.I.E just called, and сказал(-а) they would send Ты a helicopter.
Con: Perfect.
Discord: *yawns*
Equestrian pony: *lands chopper*
Con: *gets in helicopter*
E.P: *flies chopper*
Cat: Meow.
Discord: Wait a minute. They're almost there.
E.P: *passes bridge*
Discord: *pushes button*
E.P: *electrocuted*
Con: What's happening?
Discord: I live again!
Con:...

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Young Love(Summery)

posted by allisonashe

Summery: One special день in Ponyville. A unicorn gave birth to an alicorn. Short after giving birth to the alicorn an радуга was over them, only a fews минуты later another alicorn was born. Both from different families. After then both families vowed to never let there child meet one another.

~A
Эй, guys there was the summery of my news book Young Любовь and here what the alicorns look like just so Ты know!!They will be at the end and heres some things about the book!

1. only goes to 30 chapters pre book

2. May not Загрузить a lot

3. a lot of spelling errors

4.PICS RULE

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The last solstice - Chapter 23: Deadline

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 23: Deadline

“Exactly who do Ты think Ты are?!” the Princess of the Night snapped at Mirage without any preliminary, as soon as she closed the large door of her office.

“Princess, I…” the stallion began.

“Silence!” Luna exclaimed, angrily raising her hoof. “Do Ты think you’re above me?! When I let Ты in to the menacing secret, I wasn’t expecting this! I was expecting achievements! It has been three weeks since your last Сообщить and when I finally have the time and strength to trot up there, what do I see?!”

Mirage looked around in the room quickly,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 22: Breakthrough - Part 3.

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 22: Breakthrough – Part 3

“I tell you, something’s not right here, man.” the armored pegasus stated, turning to his partner.

“Tell me about it…! They’re at it again.” the other stallion nodded.

Even though they could not understand the words, the sounds of quarrelling clearly sifted through the large wooden door and every Royal Guard who Опубликовано in front of Luna's office knew something was wrong between the alicorns.

“I don’t care what Ты say, Cadence! This is taking far too long!” The Princess of the Night exclaimed, speaking on the archaic unicorn...

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Interview With Pookafusmcgee's OC, Tropical Breeze

posted by karinabrony

>What is your OC's name?
> Tropical breeze!
>
>How old is she?
>
>13! ( LIKe me!)
>
>What is her hobby?
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>Making smoothies and Пение songs from Мюзиклы
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>Does she have any relatives?
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> She's related to flash sentry (her uncle)
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>What is her personality?
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>She's random, but not as Болталка as pinkie pie. She's very serious at times
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>Does she know how to make Друзья easily?
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>YESH! She loves making Друзья
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>Has she met any пони from the mane 6?
>She as meet twilight sparkle (soon to be be aunt) and has seen...

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Friendship is Magic VS G3 My Little пони Part 2

posted by ppgFireball

At Celestia's castle...
Twilight: Princess Celestia?
Celestia: yes my звезда student?
Twiloght: we have a problem. the Generation 3 ponies have come and we can't seem to get them to leave.
Celestia: did Ты try asking them nicely?
Twilight: I was until радуга Dash tried to force them out.
Celestia: asking politely always solves your problems. :)
Twilight: thank you, Princess.
-back to the G3 ponies-
Twilight: excuse me G3 ponies, but could please leave?
G3 ponies: no.
Twilight: fine, have it your way. -runs back to Celestia's castle-
back in Celestia's castle...
Twilight: -pant- I tried. but they still...

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Friendship is Magic VS. G3 My Little пони Part 1

posted by ppgFireball

Before I start I just wanna say i apologize for not being able to finish "A день without Sugar" because i didn't have an idea. And I also apologize if Ты find this offensive. I'm just stating my opinion that I think Friendship is Magic is better than G3 of My Little Pony. So please respect my opinion. Now let's begin! :D

It was a pleasant afternoon in Ponyville...

Twilight Sparkle: girls, guess what?
Girls: what?
Twilight Sparkle: i just figured out a spell on how to open a portal from another generation!
Pinkie Pie: Показать US! Показать US! -is jumping-
Twilight: okay! -casts spell-
-portal appears-
Girls:...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 7 part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Spike was recaptured, and they continued taking him to Canterlot. Still, could be worse.

General Rosemeyer: Our soldiers have still not stopped Sean The Hedgehog, and his friends.
Robotnik: Fuck. Get in four trucks, three airplanes, and a tank!!
General Rosemeyer: Yes sir. *walks off*

30 секунды later

Fluttershy: Oh no! еще airplanes!!
Rainbow Dash: *holds gun for Sean*
Sean: No, keep it. I have another one *grabs .44*
Rainbow Dash: If Ты say so.
Applejack: Why can't these humans give up?
Sean; They're Nazis, they don't know how to give up. *shoots at airplanes*
Airplanes: *pass*
Rarity: They're not...

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I Want To Be Perfect: Part 1

posted by _MockingJay_

It was a beautiful день in Ponyville. Summer was over. Which meant it was time to go back to school. яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was organizing her backpack...

Applejack: Pens?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: 2 inch Binders?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: 85 pencils?
Applebloom: 1..2..3..4......15.....37......68....85! Check!
Applejack: Hmmm... 8 coil-ring notebooks?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: Colored pencils?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: Hmm... I guess we're done.
Applebloom: Phew. *smiles*
Applejack: *grabs backpack* Bye Applebloom!
Applebloom: *nods* Okay. Bye Sis!
Applejack: *checks watch* Oh no! I'm Late!

In school.......

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The visit to Cantorlot: part 2 Getting their on time

posted by pookafusmcgee

Red rose caught up to tropical breeze as coffe cream was in the background yelling out remarks about the wedding. "Hey Breeze, why didt your freak out about the wedding like the rest of ponyville?" They looked around to see ponys hyperventilating and fanning them selfs off with the paper the announcement had came on.

"Uh because it's his choice! I'm not gonna tell him he can't marry her. Besides now I know what his "Important" buisness is!" By this time they had gotten to the train station. All kinds of ponys where now rushing to buy tickets to Cantorlot. Red rose just pushed all the ponys...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 7 part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Meanwhile at Twilight's house

Spike: *grabs hammer* Time to get my ice cream! *hits refrigerator*

The refrigerator then flew out of the door

Spike: Ugh! What do I do now?
Sapphire Shores: *driving new car* Is that a refrigerator in my way?
Spike: *hits refrigerator*
Sapphire Shores: *stops* Whoa, hey! What's going on?
Spike: I tried opening this, but the door won't move.
Sapphire Shores: *sees lock* Hmm, have Ты noticed the lock on the door?
Spike: WHAT?! *hits refrigerator* Damn this stupid fucking refrigerator to hell! Damn the lock!!! Damn Twilight! And Damn the Ice Cream for being in there!!!...