I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.
Sean: What can I help Ты with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.
Meanwhile, in Mexico.
Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican пони 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican пони 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, Ты have a visitor.
Mexican General: Tell him I'll be down in a minute.
Mexican пони 33: Si senor. Ты have to wait a minute, the general will be down soon.
Discord: Very well. I can wait. *Makes a chair appear*
Mexican пони 33: H-h-how did Ты do that?!
Discord: It's easy. When you're the master of chaos that is.
Mexican General: *Sees Discord, and grabs gun* Leave this base now!
Discord: *Turns gun into a squirrel*
Squirrel: *Attacking Mexican general*
Mexican пони 33: What is the meaning of this?
Discord: A merger.
Back at my house in Ponyville, we were talking about joining forces, and working together to stop Discord.
Sean: So it's settled. We work together to stop Discord, and all ends well.
P: Right. Thank Ты for your time.
радуга Dash: *Knocking on door*
Sean: Excuse me a minute, my special somepony is waiting at the door. *Goes to door*
Con: Special somepony?
P: He's dating Princess радуга Dash.
Con: Oh!
Sean: *Opens door* Hello.
радуга Dash: Hey. I heard from Fluttershy that Ты got two new dogs.
Sean: Go ahead, and play with them, but I should warn Ты that the white dog, Katie, has an interest for laying on the train table.
радуга Dash: I'll take them outside.
Sean: Thank you.
радуга Dash: *Taking Собаки outside*
Con: You're lucky to be dating радуга Dash.
Sean: Yeah, thanks I know. She's got nerves of steel. Anyway, our first target to defeat in Discord's army is another hedgehog named Shadow.
P: Who's he?
Sean: Ты never heard of him? He was one of Robotnik's most loyal soldiers, and now he works for Discord.
Con: Do Ты know where he is?
Sean: No, but he does know where Discord is. If we find him, he'll tell us about Discord, where he is, and what he plans on doing.
Con: Then there's not a moment to lose.
P: Right. Sean, we're going back to our headquarters to get ready, I advise Ты get all the necessary gear for this war, and meet us at the Canterlot train station.
Sean: Consider it done.
2 B continued
Sean: What can I help Ты with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.
Meanwhile, in Mexico.
Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican пони 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican пони 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, Ты have a visitor.
Mexican General: Tell him I'll be down in a minute.
Mexican пони 33: Si senor. Ты have to wait a minute, the general will be down soon.
Discord: Very well. I can wait. *Makes a chair appear*
Mexican пони 33: H-h-how did Ты do that?!
Discord: It's easy. When you're the master of chaos that is.
Mexican General: *Sees Discord, and grabs gun* Leave this base now!
Discord: *Turns gun into a squirrel*
Squirrel: *Attacking Mexican general*
Mexican пони 33: What is the meaning of this?
Discord: A merger.
Back at my house in Ponyville, we were talking about joining forces, and working together to stop Discord.
Sean: So it's settled. We work together to stop Discord, and all ends well.
P: Right. Thank Ты for your time.
радуга Dash: *Knocking on door*
Sean: Excuse me a minute, my special somepony is waiting at the door. *Goes to door*
Con: Special somepony?
P: He's dating Princess радуга Dash.
Con: Oh!
Sean: *Opens door* Hello.
радуга Dash: Hey. I heard from Fluttershy that Ты got two new dogs.
Sean: Go ahead, and play with them, but I should warn Ты that the white dog, Katie, has an interest for laying on the train table.
радуга Dash: I'll take them outside.
Sean: Thank you.
радуга Dash: *Taking Собаки outside*
Con: You're lucky to be dating радуга Dash.
Sean: Yeah, thanks I know. She's got nerves of steel. Anyway, our first target to defeat in Discord's army is another hedgehog named Shadow.
P: Who's he?
Sean: Ты never heard of him? He was one of Robotnik's most loyal soldiers, and now he works for Discord.
Con: Do Ты know where he is?
Sean: No, but he does know where Discord is. If we find him, he'll tell us about Discord, where he is, and what he plans on doing.
Con: Then there's not a moment to lose.
P: Right. Sean, we're going back to our headquarters to get ready, I advise Ты get all the necessary gear for this war, and meet us at the Canterlot train station.
Sean: Consider it done.
2 B continued
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why Ты should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all Ты did was Показать up, sit down, and say "that's why Ты should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give Ты twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told Ты my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why Ты should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all Ты did was Показать up, sit down, and say "that's why Ты should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give Ты twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told Ты my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One еще перфоратор, удар, пунш will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued