I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.
Sean: What can I help Ты with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.
Meanwhile, in Mexico.
Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican пони 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican пони 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, Ты have a visitor.
Mexican General: Tell him I'll be down in a minute.
Mexican пони 33: Si senor. Ты have to wait a minute, the general will be down soon.
Discord: Very well. I can wait. *Makes a chair appear*
Mexican пони 33: H-h-how did Ты do that?!
Discord: It's easy. When you're the master of chaos that is.
Mexican General: *Sees Discord, and grabs gun* Leave this base now!
Discord: *Turns gun into a squirrel*
Squirrel: *Attacking Mexican general*
Mexican пони 33: What is the meaning of this?
Discord: A merger.
Back at my house in Ponyville, we were talking about joining forces, and working together to stop Discord.
Sean: So it's settled. We work together to stop Discord, and all ends well.
P: Right. Thank Ты for your time.
радуга Dash: *Knocking on door*
Sean: Excuse me a minute, my special somepony is waiting at the door. *Goes to door*
Con: Special somepony?
P: He's dating Princess радуга Dash.
Con: Oh!
Sean: *Opens door* Hello.
радуга Dash: Hey. I heard from Fluttershy that Ты got two new dogs.
Sean: Go ahead, and play with them, but I should warn Ты that the white dog, Katie, has an interest for laying on the train table.
радуга Dash: I'll take them outside.
Sean: Thank you.
радуга Dash: *Taking Собаки outside*
Con: You're lucky to be dating радуга Dash.
Sean: Yeah, thanks I know. She's got nerves of steel. Anyway, our first target to defeat in Discord's army is another hedgehog named Shadow.
P: Who's he?
Sean: Ты never heard of him? He was one of Robotnik's most loyal soldiers, and now he works for Discord.
Con: Do Ты know where he is?
Sean: No, but he does know where Discord is. If we find him, he'll tell us about Discord, where he is, and what he plans on doing.
Con: Then there's not a moment to lose.
P: Right. Sean, we're going back to our headquarters to get ready, I advise Ты get all the necessary gear for this war, and meet us at the Canterlot train station.
Sean: Consider it done.
2 B continued
Sean: What can I help Ты with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.
Meanwhile, in Mexico.
Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican пони 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican пони 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, Ты have a visitor.
Mexican General: Tell him I'll be down in a minute.
Mexican пони 33: Si senor. Ты have to wait a minute, the general will be down soon.
Discord: Very well. I can wait. *Makes a chair appear*
Mexican пони 33: H-h-how did Ты do that?!
Discord: It's easy. When you're the master of chaos that is.
Mexican General: *Sees Discord, and grabs gun* Leave this base now!
Discord: *Turns gun into a squirrel*
Squirrel: *Attacking Mexican general*
Mexican пони 33: What is the meaning of this?
Discord: A merger.
Back at my house in Ponyville, we were talking about joining forces, and working together to stop Discord.
Sean: So it's settled. We work together to stop Discord, and all ends well.
P: Right. Thank Ты for your time.
радуга Dash: *Knocking on door*
Sean: Excuse me a minute, my special somepony is waiting at the door. *Goes to door*
Con: Special somepony?
P: He's dating Princess радуга Dash.
Con: Oh!
Sean: *Opens door* Hello.
радуга Dash: Hey. I heard from Fluttershy that Ты got two new dogs.
Sean: Go ahead, and play with them, but I should warn Ты that the white dog, Katie, has an interest for laying on the train table.
радуга Dash: I'll take them outside.
Sean: Thank you.
радуга Dash: *Taking Собаки outside*
Con: You're lucky to be dating радуга Dash.
Sean: Yeah, thanks I know. She's got nerves of steel. Anyway, our first target to defeat in Discord's army is another hedgehog named Shadow.
P: Who's he?
Sean: Ты never heard of him? He was one of Robotnik's most loyal soldiers, and now he works for Discord.
Con: Do Ты know where he is?
Sean: No, but he does know where Discord is. If we find him, he'll tell us about Discord, where he is, and what he plans on doing.
Con: Then there's not a moment to lose.
P: Right. Sean, we're going back to our headquarters to get ready, I advise Ты get all the necessary gear for this war, and meet us at the Canterlot train station.
Sean: Consider it done.
2 B continued
I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.
The Далее день Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. Ты have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. Ты know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
I can stop overbooking myself.
The Далее день Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. Ты have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. Ты know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. Ты need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew Ты your whole life.
Saten: Ты mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew Ты your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, Ты always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) Ты were drunk.
Saten: If it makes Ты feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if Ты say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. Ты need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew Ты your whole life.
Saten: Ты mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew Ты your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, Ты always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) Ты were drunk.
Saten: If it makes Ты feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if Ты say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..