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The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.

Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. Ты should have had Jerry Показать up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to ужин tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.

Далее morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.

Bob: Alright Richard, and Al. What can I help Ты two with?
Al: Our wives keep bothering us.
Richard: We want to do some things together, like ordinary stallions, but our wives won't let us. I try to go to his house, but my wife won't let me.
Al: And every time I try to go to Richie's place, his wife won't let me go.
Bob: Perhaps Ты should exchange wives.
Al: Are Ты serious?
Bob: No. I like to have some humor during my job, but here's what I really want Ты two to do. If your wives won't let Ты hang out with each other, ask them why.
Al: And then what?
Bob: Ты explain to your wives why Ты think it's important for the both of Ты to hang out.
Richard: Yeah. That's a good idea.
Al: We'll tell them right now. Thank Ты Mr. Newhart.
Bob: The pleasure is mine, and good luck.
Al & Richard: *Leave*
Bob: *On phone* Carol, do I have any other patients?
Carol: No, not yet.
Bob: Okay good. I want to surprise Emily by making a reservation to a restaurant.
Carol: Who would run a restaurant that has reservations? If they make Ты wait just to go in the restaurant, there's no point in going.
Bob: I know, it's stupid, but I want to do something special for my wife.
Carol: Go for it Bob.
Bob: I already am.
Jerry: *Enters room* Эй, Bob, do Ты have a minute?
Bob: Unfortunately, I'm busy right now. Ты can come back in a few minutes.
Jerry: Sure, thank you. *Walks away*
Bob: *On phone* Hi, is this the only good restaurant of Fillydelphia compared to all the other places that has terrible food?
Waiter: Please, just call us Togrofctatopthtf.
Bob: What does that mean?
Waiter: It's short for the only good restaurant of Fillydelphia compared to all the other places that has terrible food.
Bob: That's pretty clever. *Clears throat* Listen, I'd like to make a reservation for a party of two for tonight. We'll arrive at 7.
Waiter: Very well. We will have a таблица waiting for Ты at 7. Please, don't be late.
Bob: I wouldn't miss it for the world. *Hangs up*
Jerry: *Returns* Hi Bob, I'm back.
Bob: Hi Jerry. Some game yesterday, huh?
Jerry: Yeah, that was fun to watch. Would Ты like to do that again tonight?
Bob: I can't Jerry, I gotta take my wife out to dinner, but I can come over to your place tomorrow if you're interested.
Jerry: Yeah, that sounds good. Do Ты know where the zoo is?
Bob: Yeah.
Jerry: Take a cab there, and I'll give Ты a ride to my place.
Bob: Sounds good.
Carol: Jerry, somepony is here to see you.
Jerry: I gotta go Bob. I'll see Ты later.
Bob: Yeah, I'm looking вперед to it.

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posted by TimberHumphrey
Like a shadow loves to follow
When the sun's shining bright
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around
And how the moon can Переместить the water
When the stars are in the sky
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around

I've always got your back
I'll always hold it down
I'll be around
And anything Ты need
won't have to make a sound
'Cause i'll be around

And when the times gets harder,
we can take off
You don't have to worry
if we get lost
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around
And Ты don't have to wonder
We can be free
Anything Ты want,
you can count on me
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around

And it's much better than a promise
It's еще like...
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Source: Credit to someone on Deviantart
RARITY - WHAT THE HELL ? KIND OF DRESSES ARE THOSE SCARITY !
SCARITY- HA HAAAAAA !YES, THE DECAYING KIND, OH PERHAPS THE OTHER DARK 5 ARE PLAYING NICE WITH YOUR Друзья I HOPE.

CLOWN PIE- HELLO, WELCOME TO THE CARNIVAL PINKIE PIE I'D MAKE Ты JUMP SCARE TO MY FUN HOUSE OF SMILES ISN'T THAT WHAT Ты WANT?

PINKIE PIE - I'M GETTING A BAD FEELING ABOUT THESE GUYS

PENTAGRAM SPARKLE- I JUST Любовь Чтение YOUR MAGIC POWER LIKE A BOOK TWILIGHT COME WHY DON'T Ты SAY Ты HAVE SOME FUN WITH ME IN HELL HAAAAAA!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- DID DISCORD PUT Ты PONIES UP TO STEALING THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP ?

PENTAGRAM...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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14th May
Hour 1624
Near Ponyville.
73th Equestrian Army Squadron +DISABLED+

+++21st Executive Ground Service and Capital Defenders+++

- Captain Sandman
- Operator Icepick
- Specialist Damien
- Guardian Firepit.


Dan - Welcome to EGSCD. Ты will be the last line of Canterlot Defence.
Sandman - Isn't all of squads relocated now... It's not something great.
Dan - Not truth Sandman. Ты know it. 21st is last. Ты ARE last to stay at capital.
Sandman - Copy that...


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Road to Canterlot.
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Icepick - 21st... They were great in time of Changeling - Equestria wad.
Damien - Yea...
Firepit - I'm scared for life. Apparently...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.
Hour 1755

//: 37th Equestrian Army Squadron

-Commander Sandman
-Sergeant Icepick
- Private Damien
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- MIA


- - - - -

Dan - We Остаться в живых too much troops.
Shadow - We still do defence of Ponyville is impossible.
Dan - Send Hunters to bomb it.
Twilight - My house...
Dan - We are slowly losing hopenin defence. Slowly....


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Ponyville Warzone
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Icepick - Greenleaf!
Sandman - He is dead Icepick!
Icepick - Shitm.. No.. We Остаться в живых all Ponies... But....
Sandman - Heads down! *puts Icepick on ground*
Damien - *gets down as explosion hits house above them*
Sandman - Shit... We are advancing to Castle!...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jimmy - Bloody Hell this place is packed with Ponies.
Jake - Calm.

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Canterlot
13:39
--

Joel - Can Ты tell me how Ты got an insider to Переместить Lenny into different route?
Jake - Let's say that current President got on his position because of me.
Damien - So how we do if.
Jake - You? Just get him out of truck.

-Car appears, and it suddenly is exploded while nearby buildings ignite-

Joel - *wears mask and takes our UZI* Everypony on the ground!
Damien - *wears mask and takes M4 out* It's rolling time.
Jimmy - *wears mask and takes shotgun* Wooohooo!
Damien - *kills remaining alive Guards and starts cutting...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one еще job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the волк pack. Those sluts украл, палантин all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if Ты can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And секунда will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Episode 3

The return of legend and his dark shadow.

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"How many time we will spend thinking about what is right and what is wrong when in the end, we all sin."

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The academy ceremony.
15:00
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Principal - We all meet here to say our goodbyes to Герои that was chosen by higher-ups to fight against the enemy that is moving toward us, congratulations to those Храбрая сердцем 50 Ponies!
*everyone clap*
Principal - And now some words from the picker who apparently is studying in our academy.
*Darkness walk in Officer coat*
Darkness - The bravery of those Ponies will be always admired by many. As a selector I...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2

The Darkness That Covers The Skies.

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Border Guard.
14:25
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Traveler - Эй, Joe how is life.
Guard - Boring... How is your traveling going?
Traveler - Pretty good but finally I can speak with my family.
Guard - That is nice.
*something moved in bushes*
Traveler - hm?
Guard - What the- Эй, don't go closer!
Traveler - Chill dude it is possibly only an anim-
*something pulls him inside bushes*
Guard - Oh shit! *grabs gun* dude don't joke...
*blood start to go out of the bushes*
Guard - *grabs radio* I-I need help... Right now...
HQ - This is HQ your location.
Guard - X-432 Y-329
HQ - Attacker?
Batpony...
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Twilight: Shining Armor, Cadance! You're early! I thought something had come up and Ты weren't gonna make it until Saturday?

Cadance: So did we. Turned out we weren't needed in Maretonia until Далее week. And the summit we were supposed to attend today had to be rescheduled, so... we got here even sooner than planned!

Shining Armor: Surprise!

Cadance: It's wonderful to see Ты all again!

Fluttershy, радуга Dash and Rarity: [chattering]

Applejack: Well, the pleasure's all ours, Princess.

Twilight: I'm so glad you're here! I have a big surprise for you!

Shining Armor: Oh, yeah?

Later:

Saten: (runs up...
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Source: joyreactor
added by Windwakerguy430
Everyone in the пони Alliance was ready to fight Eggman's army.

Song: link

Sean: Eggman's army might have taken Ponyville, but we will get it back. We have a lot of airplanes, and skilled pilots here. Let's Показать them what we got.

55 Thunderbolts, and 41 Mustangs were taking flight out of Canterlot.

Eggman: Get those planes into the air!!
Nazis: *Flying their planes*
DIspatch Pony: How's everything up in the sky?
Pony Alliance Pilot 3: No contact so far, wait a minute, I see something.
Sean: It's the Germans, and they got bombers. Hit them.
Pony Pilots: *Shooting the Germans*
Wind & Master...
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Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* Ты sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, Ты killed five of the guards, and Ты don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting Далее to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She...
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Granny Smith: Ты ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're Ты doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of сено, сена from you? I forgot to stock up on Еда for Angel, and Ты do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...
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added by Jade_23
Source: EquestriaDaily
posted by mariofan14
To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:

"I Любовь to drink me some пиво and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I Любовь my truck to drive in and shoot deer."

How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock или rap?

I just hate country music, and if Ты like it, don't send me hate.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor