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The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.

Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. Ты should have had Jerry Показать up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to ужин tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.

Далее morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.

Bob: Alright Richard, and Al. What can I help Ты two with?
Al: Our wives keep bothering us.
Richard: We want to do some things together, like ordinary stallions, but our wives won't let us. I try to go to his house, but my wife won't let me.
Al: And every time I try to go to Richie's place, his wife won't let me go.
Bob: Perhaps Ты should exchange wives.
Al: Are Ты serious?
Bob: No. I like to have some humor during my job, but here's what I really want Ты two to do. If your wives won't let Ты hang out with each other, ask them why.
Al: And then what?
Bob: Ты explain to your wives why Ты think it's important for the both of Ты to hang out.
Richard: Yeah. That's a good idea.
Al: We'll tell them right now. Thank Ты Mr. Newhart.
Bob: The pleasure is mine, and good luck.
Al & Richard: *Leave*
Bob: *On phone* Carol, do I have any other patients?
Carol: No, not yet.
Bob: Okay good. I want to surprise Emily by making a reservation to a restaurant.
Carol: Who would run a restaurant that has reservations? If they make Ты wait just to go in the restaurant, there's no point in going.
Bob: I know, it's stupid, but I want to do something special for my wife.
Carol: Go for it Bob.
Bob: I already am.
Jerry: *Enters room* Эй, Bob, do Ты have a minute?
Bob: Unfortunately, I'm busy right now. Ты can come back in a few minutes.
Jerry: Sure, thank you. *Walks away*
Bob: *On phone* Hi, is this the only good restaurant of Fillydelphia compared to all the other places that has terrible food?
Waiter: Please, just call us Togrofctatopthtf.
Bob: What does that mean?
Waiter: It's short for the only good restaurant of Fillydelphia compared to all the other places that has terrible food.
Bob: That's pretty clever. *Clears throat* Listen, I'd like to make a reservation for a party of two for tonight. We'll arrive at 7.
Waiter: Very well. We will have a таблица waiting for Ты at 7. Please, don't be late.
Bob: I wouldn't miss it for the world. *Hangs up*
Jerry: *Returns* Hi Bob, I'm back.
Bob: Hi Jerry. Some game yesterday, huh?
Jerry: Yeah, that was fun to watch. Would Ты like to do that again tonight?
Bob: I can't Jerry, I gotta take my wife out to dinner, but I can come over to your place tomorrow if you're interested.
Jerry: Yeah, that sounds good. Do Ты know where the zoo is?
Bob: Yeah.
Jerry: Take a cab there, and I'll give Ты a ride to my place.
Bob: Sounds good.
Carol: Jerry, somepony is here to see you.
Jerry: I gotta go Bob. I'll see Ты later.
Bob: Yeah, I'm looking вперед to it.

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The last we saw our heroes, the horrible King кобра was just attacking; his body was not affected by the icy breeze caused by Snowflake. But before we return to them, let's travel hundreds of feet below the earth, in a barely lit cavern. Laying around the light were Princess Cadence and Princess Luna. Leaning up against the closest Стена was a large mirror. As Luna and Cadence lay asleep, the mirror began to glow and rattle. Luna awoke, startled. She nudged Cadence, and they summoned the last of their strength, preparing to fight. Out of the mirror walked a fellow пони with a purple and black...
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The last solstice

Chapter 19: A small victory


Celestia looked up from the book she was Чтение and glanced at the window. The Sun was about the plummet behind the tall mountains on the horizon, its оранжевый rays shone into the Princesses room. It was still warm, but the autumn coolness was already lurking in the background, the white alicorn could feel its soft touch in the evening breeze. Her vision wandered to the wallclock and Celestia acknowledged with satisfaction, that she calculated the time perfectly by the position of the fiery orb above. Of course, her mild and short-lived joy was not...
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posted by Canada24
 ^^ "That is some good s***!"
^^ "That is some good s***!"
"Damn!" prime Twilight cried disppointedly.

"Sorry sweetie. But it's offical. There is absolutely nothing, that ANY of my Книги can tell me about creating a portal to their universe" prime Twilight сказал(-а) to prime Pinkie.

"Are Ты sure!? Maybe we should double look!" prime Pinkie cried, preparing to dig though all the Книги they had piled all over the particular room of prime Twilight's house.

"We already did that, two dozen times" prime Twilight replied, holding back her uncharacteristically tense, розовый friend.

prime Pinkie simply groaned in response.

prime Pinkie looked behind her, beliefly checking...
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Scootaloo and her two Друзья were forced into a mysterious carriage.

SCOTALOO: I still can't believe we failed! And even еще can't believe how angry Dashie was.

(FLASHBACK:

Rainbow angry flies over to Scotaloo after learning she failed the test.

RD: *intimidating the Pony.Mov series* What did I tell y'all about failing that TEST!

PRESENT TIME:)

ORION: Oh come on.. I'm sure she'll get over it. It's радуга Dash we're talking about here. She'll ALWAYS Любовь you..

SCOTALOO: I guess.

ORION: She IS your секунда mother after all.

SCOTALOO: True, true.

UNNAMED DRIVER: *rudely* Would Ты three shut the hell...
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posted by Canada24
CHAPTER 7:

Rainbow dash was still sleeping peacefully when suddenly she was gently woken up.

"Dashie, wake up, we're here" Twilight сказал(-а) quitely.

"Huh? What?" the colorful Pegasus groaned, barelly awake.

"We arrived at UK" Twilight said, still speaking softly to her sleepy friend.

"Oh.. Right" радуга said, remembering why he and Twilight were in the hot air balloon, and so the cyan Pegasus stretched as she began getting up from her lovely nap.

"Come on now, радуга Dash, let's hurry" Twilight said, jumping out of the large розовый balloon basket.

"Rainbow?"

"Coming, coming" the Pegasus groaned. But unfortantly...
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Wheels of Evil – Part 2

She is alone in the shadows. The sunlight is too bright. The forest hides her. Christine is alone under the branches of the Everfree. Nothing moves in the heat. The air is sultry and stifling. The town billows like a mirage in the distance. She can’t go out. The sun’s too warm here. The engine will overheat in minutes. She waits.

The daylight finally gives in to the approaching night. The air is fresh now. Something’s going down in Ponyville. Some kind of social gathering или a parade. She’s not sure which. This will be her night. She feels it.

After a few hours...
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Later that день nearly all of the mane 6 were hanging in the Ponyville Compound.

Dan: Looks like we got something from Manehattan.
Applejack: *opens package* What the fuck is this?
Dan: Their way of letting us know that Pinkie Pie is sleeping with the fishes.
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie's dead?
Big Mac: Unfortunately, eeyup.
Dan: Do Ты always say eeyup?
Big Mac: Nope.
Dan: Do Ты always say that?
Big Mac: When I disagree eeyup.

The Далее день was the beginning of summer. And everyone in the Ponyville mafia was celebrating.

Rainbow Dash: 5 oranges please.
Orange seller: Sure.
Manehattan pony6: *drives into...
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Rarity & яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса were having a conversation when...

Rarity: We have 20 miles to go until we get to that island.
Applejack: Ah hope all this isn't for nothing.
Rarity: Pinkie is being serious about this.
Applejack: Since when did she take things seriously?
Derpy & Octavia: *kidnap яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса & Rarity*
Sean: Эй, Dash can Ты get яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса for me?
Rainbow Dash: Sure.
Pinkie Pie: Good, cuz he's busy helping with the tourists.
Tourist пони 33: I need a hotdog.
Sean: Coming right up.

Inside the ship

Octavia: What are we going to do with you?
Derpy: I know *farts on Applejack*
Applejack: oh...
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 Sad Derpy D:
Sad Derpy D:
I heard About Derpy "kicked" From MLP and it soo sad. Some Bronys in Poland start make somethink like "Save Derpy Фан Group" and I Think Will All countries have somethink like this and someone do something huge about it AND Hasbro see this, they maybe MAYBE get Derpy back to show... dont know but one is complete know... MLP FIM maybe coming to... end... dont want end of FIM. Its End of MLP FIM или Its have LARGE changes LAAARGE... There Some Promosals from me about "changes" in MLP FIM. Maybe ALL 6 Ponies going to be alicorns like Twilight? или In Sad end its going be characters change? Guys do Ты want characters change because i dont want see someone eleses in MLP FIM. The Changess coming...and it can be drastic changes for bronys...

(sorry For My English I From Poland)
"Hellllllllooooooo!!! everypony!! and Welcome to пони Games!" Benny сказал(-а) "Im here with Cotton Swirl,Autumn Leaves and Dryrain!". "Today we will be playing Claustrophobia!".."I CANT HEAR THE GUY TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dryrain yelled as Benny fell out of her seat. "REALLY?! IM THE ONLY ONE WITH HEAD PHONES!!!!!!" Benny yelled as she got up and back in her seat.

"I think that Slender got Остаться в живых in the maze too" Benny сказал(-а) as Cotton Swirl сказал(-а) "Hes like 'WHERE THE HECK ARE THEY?!...I CANT GET MY SLEND ON!"."HES NOT APPERING FOR ME?!!! WHY?!!!!" Autumn yelled "oh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" she yelled...
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me: *playing on dsi like a boss*
pinkie pie:hey phonenix wanna bake some Cupcakes?
me: umm kay
*goes into front door* ( all the sudden a hammer сокол punched me)
me: *wakes up* ugh what happed?
*trying to escape but im straped in chains*
Pinkie pie: ready to bake some Cupcakes?
me: this i not how to bake cupcakes
Pinkie pie: it is to me but first i have to bake you
*puts phonenix into a oven*
Pinkie pie: *leaves*
me: *looks around and gets out of oven* phew itz its time to investingate my way *goes misterously hall with 5 doors* TO be continued
1. Scootaloo is chicken
Origin::
At S1E17 (Stare Master) CMC is helping Fluttershy rescue her chickens back. When on way. яблоко Bloom teases Scootaloo as "Chicken". This thing annoys Scootaloo very much. This thing start spreading many sites such Memebase, Know Your Meme and more. Many Фаны are creating silly Обои e.g.: Еда which chicken flavoured, areleady photoshopped by switching the chicken with Scootaloo.

More info in: link

2. Rarity is marshmallow
Origin:
Due her пальто color, she known to be зефир by fans. Фаны makes many fanart like a зефир with Rarity's mane.

More info in:link...
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